- Wells 2.0: We had a Cisco on my Earth once. He was delicious.
- Harrison Wolfgang Wells: He ate the other Cisco.
- Barry Allen: What about vibing the rest of the bus passengers?
- Cisco Ramon: I mean, I-I tried, but, you know, the... the dark matter we released was such a massive space-time event that my energy just reflected back and I ended up vibing myself. I'm pretty sure I relived my own birth. Or was that my death?
- Cisco Ramon: Wait.
- Dr. Harry Wells: What?
- Cisco Ramon: Weren't there three of you?
- H. Lothario Wells: [reappears with his pants down] Thanks for the merry-go-round, sweetheart. You know what I mean.
- H. Lothario Wells: [to Cisco and Harry] Oh, sorry. I had to take care of some off-camera business.
- Cisco Ramon: [sees that Lothario is naked from the bottom] Oh, my God!
- H. Lothario Wells: What? What?
- Harrison Wolfgang Wells: I can see your frank and beans.
- H. Lothario Wells: Come on now. I do my best thinking commando. Plus, it ain't like we all haven't seen it before.
- Cisco Ramon: I haven't seen it!
- H. Lothario Wells: Ah, you Earth folk. You guys are so uptight.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Like I said, we need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
- Barry Allen: Your what?
- Dr. Harry Wells: My friends.
- Barry Allen: Is he saying "friends"?
- Caitlin Snow: I think he's being sarcastic.
- Cisco Ramon: No, no, no. This is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Harry, all of your friends are in this room.
- Dr. Harry Wells: I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.
- Caitlin Snow: That's so great. I can't wait to meet them.
- Cisco Ramon: Harry, you listened to me. I'm so proud of you.
- Barry Allen: Ouch. All-nighter, huh?
- Caitlin Snow: I haven't been this tired since Killer Frost decided to go to Burning Man.
- Barry Allen: Do you remember back in the day when we wouldn't calmly consider a stone statue our prime suspect?
- Joe West: No, I actually don't.
- Ralph Dibny: I owe you for the java, rookie. I can't believe I left my wallet at home.
- Barry Allen: Don't worry about it. It can happen to anyone... five times in a row. And could you stop calling me rookie?
- Ralph Dibny: Sorry, uh... old habit when I was your superior officer. You know, before you got me fired, ruined my career... destroyed my life. Crushed my spirit, left me alone without a friend in the world.
- Barry Allen: Don't forget how I turned you into an amorphous, stretchy blob.
- Ralph Dibny: Actually, that's the one good thing you've done for me.
- Barry Allen: Yeah.
- Ralph Dibny: Of course you didn't do it on purpose, so you don't get credit for it.
- [the mugger shots twice at Ralph and both bullets bounce off and hit the mugger]
- Barry Allen: Stop shooting him!
- Ralph Dibny: I am not shooting him!
- Mugger: Oh, he shot my ass!
- Ralph Dibny: Just yank the tarp off. I'm ready for my super-suit.
- Cisco Ramon: Ralph... this tarp is your super-suit. When you stretch, it stretches. When you squish, it squishes.
- Ralph Dibny: Squishes into something butt-ugly. Where's the style, the flair? Dibny needs to peacock.
- Cisco Ramon: Dibny needs to wear the prototype Cisco so lovingly made for him. Either that, or fight crime naked. Nope! Don't fight crime naked!
- Dr. Harry Wells: Can we just get back to the task at hand? We need answers.
- Wells 2.0: The best answer is always the simplest. Why don't we go to every DeVoe we can find and interrogate 'em?
- H. Lothario Wells: What, even the baby DeVoe?
- Wells 2.0: Especially the baby DeVoe?
- Harrison Wolfgang Wells: Baby violence solves nothing.
- Joe West: Security guard found him here this morning. We haven't IDed him yet. His personal effects are scattered everywhere, so we didn't find his wallet. But we may find it when we find the rest of his briefcase... and his missing hand.
- Barry Allen: Well, judging by that avulsion and the claw marks, I'd say a large predatory animal did this. But whatever it was would have to have four-inch canines, a bite force of 5,000 PSI, and weigh over a ton. That animal doesn't exist.
- Joe West: What the hell did this?
- The Mechanic: We need to talk.
- The Thinker: The only way it can end: with my victory.
- The Mechanic: What?
- The Thinker: Fine. Let us take the long way and continue.
- The Mechanic: Today, for the first time, events will align that give Team Flash a chance to discover your identity. This is earlier than you anticipated.
- The Thinker: It is of no concern.
- The Mechanic: Like hell! You know what's at risk. What we are doing. If you've miscalculated by even a decimal...
- The Thinker: There is not a decimal, a fraction, an infintesimal variable beyond my thought... beyond my mind. Even now, of the 7,798 varations of this argument, I have anticipated them all and know how it ends.
- The Mechanic: Then how does it end?
- The Thinker: The only way it can end. With my victory.
- Iris West: Looks like our meta isn't restricted to animating just stone.
- Barry Allen: No, but she does have some limitations. Out of all the artifacts in the office, she could only control the knight.
- Caitlin Snow: So then maybe her psychic imprint abilities are just restricted to effigies.
- Ralph Dibny: [snorts]
- Barry Allen: It just means "statues."
- Ralph Dibny: Yeah, I don't know. Sounds kinda dirty.