- Cisco Ramon: [while playing Laser Tag] For real, Chad? In the back?
- Chad: Suck it, old man.
- Cisco Ramon, Barry Allen: Oh.
- Caitlin Snow: Wait, did you guys die already?
- Cisco Ramon: Well, Chad...
- Barry Allen: He just told us... Come on. Come on.
- Cisco Ramon: I don't know what's wrong with kids these days. Churlish.
- The Flash: I see her.
- Caitlin Snow: She's getting away in a Prius.
- The Flash: Last time I checked, the Flash is faster than a Prius.
- Barry Allen: So if Becky can affect the particles around her in a positive way, then their connected particles start spinning negatively.
- Caitlin Snow: So when good things happen to her, bad things happen all around her.
- Cisco Ramon: Great, she's got a good luck field.
- Joe West: She's a meta.
- Iris West: Well, except she can't be. I mean, she's only been in Central City for three years.
- Caitlin Snow: Yeah, so there's no way she was affected by the particle accelerator explosion.
- Barry Allen: Well, neither was Kilg%re. We saw firsthand what he could do.
- Joe West: Not to sound like a broken record, but where the hell are all these new metas coming from?
- Cisco Ramon: Okay, you know what? This is exactly why we didn't contact you, 'cause the last thing we need around her is more of your salty-ass attitude.
- Dr. Harry Wells: If you don't need my salty attitude, then maybe you should carry on without me. I'll let myself out.
- Cisco Ramon: Oh, are you going back to your Earth? I'll breach you there right now.
- Dr. Harry Wells: [mocking in a high voice] "I'll breach you there right now!"
- Cisco Ramon: That's not what I sound like. That was really high.
- Cisco Ramon: That's the least secure security footage I've ever seen.
- Barry Allen: Yeah, that's not even the strangest thing she made happen. I mean, I slipped on a barrel of marbles. It was like I was in a cartoon.
- Caitlin Snow: That's some serious bad luck.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Yeah, there's no such thing as luck.
- Cisco Ramon: Yeah? Tell that to my cousin Hector. He got jinxed by an ex. Hasn't been able to find a mall parking spot for three years.
- Joe West: [his phone rings] Hey, Cecile. What? I'm on my way.
- [hanging up]
- Joe West: I need you to run me to the house.
- Barry Allen: You said you never wanted...
- Joe West: I need you to run me to the house.
- Barry Allen: Yes, sir.
- Joe West: Man, why is this happening? That girl jinx us?
- Barry Allen: No, no. Nobody jinxed us. This house is just... what's another word for "old"?
- Joe West: Vintage.
- Barry Allen: Vintage.
- Joe West: Cecile thinks I should sell it.
- Barry Allen: Yeah? What do you think?
- Joe West: I think she's got a point. Life would be a hell of a lot easier in a brand-new house.
- Barry Allen: Sounds like an easy decision.
- Joe West: It should be. But this house has got one thing no other house will ever have. Remember I'd measure you kids at every birthday?
- Barry Allen: Yeah. I outgrew Iris at twelve. She kept saying she'd catch up.
- Joe West: All of my memories of you kids are tied into these walls. How can I give that up?
- Barry Allen: Well, you don't have to give that up, Joe. We'll always have those memories, no matter where you live. Trust me. When I came to live here after my mom died, I learned that it doesn't matter where you live. Only matters that you have people that love you.
- Joe West: 15 thou. My great uncle paid less for this whole place. I guess I'm gonna have to break open the piggy bank.
- Cisco Ramon: So what are we gonna do?
- Barry Allen: I don't know. I mean, I'm not sure yet. I can't get close enough to her without triggering bad luck.
- Cisco Ramon: Seriously, that girl's a hazard. Hazard, that's the one. Maybe that means the jinx is gone.
- Barry Allen: Her powers only work in her immediate vicinity. She didn't jinx us.
- Dr. Harry Wells: A break-up cube is, uh... kind of what it sounds like. You know, you record a message for the person you want to... the person, and, uh, pick a music setting, and then there's a tissue that pops out if you need that. You know, a break-up cube.
- Wally West: Jesse's breaking up with me with a cube?
- [Harry taps his nose, the non-verbal "yes" gesture]
- Caitlin Snow: Seems like a really convenient way to break somebody's heart.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Exactly.
- Wally West: What did she say, in the message?
- Dr. Harry Wells: You know, you heard. You... you're a great guy... I don't remember.
- Wally West: Don't you have total recall?
- Dr. Harry Wells: Yeah. No. No. Don't. I did. I don't. I did, but I don't.
- Iris West: Hey, so we ran the sketches you made us through the CCP database, and...
- Joe West: Her name's Becky Sharpe. She's twenty-four years old, no priors.
- Barry Allen: No priors? Then why is she in the database?
- Joe West: Because in the last three years she's lived in Central City, she's been rear-ended four times, her identity stolen twice.
- Iris West: A cat burglar literally burgled her cat.
- Joe West: We did it? We brought dark matter into Central City?
- Barry Allen: When you pulled me out of the Speed Force, yeah.
- Caitlin Snow: All the people on that bus, we turned them into metas.
- Cisco Ramon: Every time we try to do something right, it goes horribly wrong.
- Wally West: We're cursed.
- Iris West: Maybe we should burn some sage.
- Barry Allen: Guys, we're not cursed.
- Dr. Harry Wells: You're not cursed. You should be cursed at.
- Cisco Ramon: Okay, why should we be cursed at?
- Dr. Harry Wells: You should be cursed at because you opened the Speed Force without consulting me.
- Barry Allen: Okay, I don't think we need to rehash...
- Cisco Ramon: All right. Okay, I did consult you, and you're the one who gave me the calculations in the first place.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Yeah, I told you not to use them without consulting me. I said "Ramon, don't use the calculations without consulting me."
- Barry Allen: Guys.
- Cisco Ramon: Yeah, yeah, I heard you. I didn't see the need for that.
- Dr. Harry Wells: And that's why you should be cursed at.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Things are a little complicated on Earth-2.
- Cisco Ramon: Oh. Everything okay with Jesse?
- Dr. Harry Wells: Yes. I mean, yes. If you must know, I spent the summer assembling a support staff for her, so...
- Cisco Ramon: Oh, like a Team Quick?
- Dr. Harry Wells: No.
- Cisco Ramon: Team Jesse.
- Dr. Harry Wells: No.
- Cisco Ramon: Jesse and the Quicksters.
- Dr. Harry Wells: They're not called that.
- Cisco Ramon: Well, they should be. That sounds like an awesome team.
- Cisco Ramon: Okay, you see, Harry? That is bad juju.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Okay, Ramon, what you call juju, I call quantum entanglement. Discreet quantum particles are connected, and when triggered, they stimulate a synchronicity that, to the untrained eye... the common eye... could seem luck.
- Joe West: Not to sound like a broken record, but where the hell are these new metas coming from?
- Cisco Ramon: You know what? Maybe the scanners in the suit picked something up.
- Barry Allen: You said you took all the tech out.
- Cisco Ramon: Okay, well, I left something in. Okay? Sue me.