A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)
Penultimate Peril: Part 2 (2019)
Louis Hynes: Klaus Baudelaire
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Quotes
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Count Olaf : I've always been honest about my desires to you orphans: you maimed or dead, and your fortune in my rarely-washed hands. That's more than the rest of these people can say.
Violet Baudelaire : These people are here to help us.
Count Olaf : Help you? Look around! I see a banker who cares more about a promotion than three orphans!
Arthur Poe : Vice-President, Orphan Affairs
Count Olaf : I see a man who was too afraid to protect you, and a woman who values paperwork over peoples' lives! I see a vice-principal who was more than happy to let me into his school, as long as I stroked his ego!
Vice Principal Nero : That's a lie! He only stroked my... violin.
Count Olaf : I see rich people who only cared about you because you were "in", and villagers who only took you in to do their chores! I see volunteers whose complicated codes and pretentious literary references are useless against the real treacheries of the world! And presiding over them all, a justice so blind she let me marry you! These so-called decent people have done more to help my schemes than any of my associates. They should be up here!
Klaus Baudelaire : They're not up here, you are!
Count Olaf : Yes. But you are up here too, Baudelaires.
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Count Olaf : You can find anything in the library if you have one thing.
Klaus Baudelaire : The catalog?
Count Olaf : A hostage.
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Klaus Baudelaire : Laws are like sausages. If you learn how they're made, it can ruin your breakfast.