Harry Shum Jr. credited as playing...
Chad
- Chad: [crying] You took everything away from me!
- Evelyn Wang: I'm sorry.
- Chad: Raccacoonie taught me so much! I... I didn't even know... how to boil an egg! He taught me how to spin it on a spatula! I'm useless alone.
- Evelyn Wang: We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone.
- [Evelyn climbs onto Chad's shoulders and pulls his hair]
- Evelyn Wang: Let's go rescue your silly raccoon.
- Raccacoonie: [singing] We're family
- Chad: We're a family
- Raccacoonie: Culinarily
- Chad: Culinarily
- Raccacoonie, Chad: Now we're cookin'
- Raccacoonie: When nobody's lookin'...