The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Gyroscopic Collapse (2017)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Princeton. A fine institution. It's where Einstein taught. It's also where Leonard got his PhD, so it may have gone downhill since then.
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Sheldon Cooper : [Walks into an empty apartment by mistake] The Air Force did it again! They're erasing our lives!
Leonard Hofstadter : [Sees number on door] Third floor. Wrong apartment.
Howard Wolowitz : Although, if anyone's gonna clean out your apartment and disappear, it'd be Penny.
Leonard Hofstadter : She might disappear, but she's definitly not going to clean anything.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sir, I'm sorry, but I just don't get it. You came into our lab in the middle of the night and took our prototype and all of our research and didn't even tell us?
Colonel Richard Williams : Sounds like you get it.
Howard Wolowitz : Why would you do that?
Colonel Richard Williams : You guys completed Phase One, we'll take it from here.
Sheldon Cooper : Where did you move it?
Colonel Richard Williams : I can't tell you that.
Leonard Hofstadter : Are you implementing Phase Two?
Colonel Richard Williams : I can't tell you that.
Sheldon Cooper : Wait, so you're just going to take all the work we've done for the last year and toss us aside?
Colonel Richard Williams : That one I can tell you: yes.
Howard Wolowitz : This is all very upsetting.
Colonel Richard Williams : I'm sorry to hear that. As you know, the primary focus of the United States Military is people's feelings.
Sheldon Cooper : If that's sarcasm, please save it for our enemies.
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Howard Wolowitz : How can you work on something for a year and they just take it?
Leonard Hofstadter : I can't believe the Air Force would treat us like that.
Sheldon Cooper : You know, I have a good mind to stop paying my taxes. It's too bad I enjoy doing them so much.
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Sheldon Cooper : All my life I thought Uncle Sam was a friendly uncle who brought you presents. Turns out he's the other kind.
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[First lines]
Penny : Champagne, champagne, and for the world's tallest second grader, apple juice.
Sheldon Cooper : No bendy straw. Some party.
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Sheldon Cooper : If you find yourself working with a male scientist who's as smart as me, as tall as me, and has hair like Thor, well then I want you to step away from the situation and call me immediately.
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Sheldon Cooper : I've never really lived by myself. What if I become strange and eccentric?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'll love you no matter what,
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Sheldon Cooper : Besides, Princeton is in New Jersey, so it's not like you're gonna want to stay'
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Sheldon Cooper : I got the blues. My baby done left me.