Mom (TV Series)

Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy (2017)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Christy : Okay, I got her in the tub, maybe she'll fall asleep and that'll be the end of that.

  Adam : You guys are cute when you wish each other dead.

• Christy : [reading a romance novel to him]  Ohhhh, this is graphic.

  Mr. Munson : Don't blame me, your mother picked the book.

• Bonnie : Do you have any idea what plaque psoriasis is?

  Christy : I guess it's when you win an award for your psoriasis.

• Christy : Hand to God, she reads to blind guys, she helps run errands for old people, and get this, she got a tenant's social security check in the mail, and she *returned* it.

  Wendy , Marjorie : Wow!

  Christy : I know! Is it possible that my mom's actually a good person?

  Wendy , Marjorie : No.

• Christy : She actually apologized? That was it? No blaming others? No fake tears? No 'I grew up in the foster system and slept in a dog bed until I was 11'?

• Christy : You remember the story about the scorpion and the frog that cross the river?

  Marjorie : Sure, your mother's the scorpion and she's never going to change.

  Christy : No, she's the river and we all drown in her.

• Christy : My mom reads to you? She never even read to me!

  Mr. Munson : That's a sad story. Book's over there.