The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The D & D Vortex (2019)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, do you guys want to read my fan fiction mash-up, "Captain Marvelous Mrs. Maisel"?
Penny Hofstadter : Nope.
Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz : No.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Certainly not.
Raj Koothrappali : You don't even know what it's about.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Is it about a superhero who finds her voice by doing stand-up?
Raj Koothrappali : That's so much better than what I had. Mine is just a Jewish girl that flies.
Howard Wolowitz : I'd read that.
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Leonard Hofstadter : And Josh Brolin gets you to every Avenger.
Howard Wolowitz : [on his phone] Kevin Smith's in this article about celebrities who play D&D.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, a-and he was on Wil's podcast, so they know each other.
Raj Koothrappali : G-Go on his Instagram, see if you can find anything.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, he-he posted something an hour ago: "#GameNight".
Sheldon Cooper : That looks like Wil's house.
Howard Wolowitz : William Shatner, Kevin Smith. Who else could be there?
Leonard Hofstadter : Do you see what I see over his shoulder?
Howard Wolowitz : [looking closer] Is that a ghost?
Raj Koothrappali : I think it's Stuart.
Sheldon Cooper : That is Stuart. What-what's he doing there?
Raj Koothrappali : Maybe he died in Wil's house and he can't leave until he solves his own murder.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why would Wil invite Stuart and not us?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [watching with Amy and Penny] I know the answer.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah. We all know the answer.
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Penny Hofstadter : Okay, can you guys keep a secret?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sure.
Penny Hofstadter : Good, 'cause I can't. Leonard played "Dungeons & Dragons" with the hot guy from "Magic Mike".
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I never got to see that movie.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Seriously?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, Howie made us leave as soon as he realized it wasn't about magic.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, I have seen that movie one or seven times, and trust me, it is magic. Which guy?
Penny Hofstadter : [showing them on her phone] That one.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [taking the phone] Abracadabra.
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Penny Hofstadter : Hey, you know what was fun? That time we played "Dungeons & Dragons".
Amy Farrah Fowler : That was fun. We should play that more.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [still looking at Joe's picture] Sorry, what, now?
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Wil Wheaton : Hey, what are you guys doing here?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, I, uh, think Sheldon might have left something.
Wil Wheaton : Oh, you mean besides his lunch?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [exaggerated laughter] You are so funny, Wil.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, we were just talking about how funny you are.
Wil Wheaton : Yeah, Leonard told you, didn't he?
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yup.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Mm-hmm.
Wil Wheaton : It's Manganiello?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Uh-huh.
Bernadette Rostenkowski , Penny Hofstadter : Mm-hmm.
Wil Wheaton : Feel good about yourselves?
Penny Hofstadter : Nope.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah.
[seeing the others' looks]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, we're going with no? No.