The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The D & D Vortex (2019)
Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom
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Quotes
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Stuart Bloom : Hey, guys.
Howard Wolowitz : You're home late.
Stuart Bloom : Uh, yeah. I had a crazy night. I went to the pharmacy. I like to be there when the new decongestants drop.
Raj Koothrappali : Cut the crap. We know where you were. We know what you were doing.
Stuart Bloom : Yeah, I just told you. I was at CVS breathing my ass off.
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Leonard Hofstadter : We know you were at Wil's D&D game. We saw you on Instagram. We just want to know how you got invited.
Stuart Bloom : I can't talk about it, or they won't invite me back next week.
Leonard Hofstadter : So there's another game next week.
Stuart Bloom : I didn't mean to say that.
Howard Wolowitz : Who's in it?
Stuart Bloom : Oh, I can't tell you!
Raj Koothrappali : How do we get invited?
Stuart Bloom : I don't know!
Sheldon Cooper : How many hit dice are they playing the wereboar as having?
Stuart Bloom : 12D8 + 24. AHH! I mean, I don't know!
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Stuart Bloom : I don't want to play anymore. It's too much pressure.
Wil Wheaton : Why? What happened?
Stuart Bloom : I've-I've said too much.
Wil Wheaton : You haven't said anything.
Stuart Bloom : Not to you. To them.
Wil Wheaton : Who's "them"?
Stuart Bloom : AHH! Now I have said too much!
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Stuart Bloom : I don't know what you're talking about.
Raj Koothrappali : Then why are you trembling?
Stuart Bloom : I'm always trembling.