The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The D & D Vortex (2019)
Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Imagine you're looking in a mirror. The image you see looks just like you. That's called symmetrical.
Sheldon Cooper : Now imagine you have a billion mirrors, and each of them reflects one thing about you correctly and a billion things about you incorrectly. And imagine the set of incorrect things are floating in an abstract N-dimensional hyperspace. Now imagine there was never a mirror to begin with.
Wil Wheaton : Oh, was that a doorbell?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I didn't hear anything.
Wil Wheaton : [pressing a button to make a doorbell sound] Huh, there it is again. Sheldon, why don't you answer it?
Sheldon Cooper : But I don't know who it is.
Wil Wheaton : Maybe it's a special guest who I invited just to surprise you. Why don't you open it up and find out.
Sheldon Cooper : This is a terrible message to send to children.
[directly addressing the camera]
Sheldon Cooper : Children, you never open the door if you don't know who's on the other side. You always make your mommy or daddy do it while you hide under the bed and try to imagine what your superhero name will be when you avenge their deaths.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'll get it.
Sheldon Cooper : But it can't be Silver Shadow. That's mine.
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Wil Wheaton : All right, Professor Proton fans, get ready to meet Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, a pair of real-life scientists who may win the Nobel Prize. That's like the Kids' Choice Award, but with more science and less slime.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Hi. Thanks for having us.
Sheldon Cooper : Kids' Choice Award? Why would they let kids choose anything? They're basically human larvae.
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Wil Wheaton : So, you two have discovered something that a lot of people are really excited about.
Amy Farrah Fowler : We have.
Wil Wheaton : Now, before you explain it, keep in mind that our average viewer is this many.
[he holds up nine fingers like a small child would]
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Sheldon Cooper : Guys, guys, Wil Wheaton hosts a secret celebrity D&D game.
Leonard Hofstadter : How do you know?
Raj Koothrappali : Who was there?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Why are you damp?
Sheldon Cooper : I was trying to peek in Wil's window, and he turned the sprinklers on.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, that means they must be really famous.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm almost positive I heard William Shatner.
Raj Koothrappali : I wonder who else is playing.
Leonard Hofstadter : I-I bet we can use graph theory to determine who Wil knows and who is likely to play D&D.
Howard Wolowitz : Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : [hurrying over to a white board] Okay, obviously he's connected to the whole "Next Gen" cast.
Penny Hofstadter : So this is the rest of our night, huh?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, no. This is the rest of our lives.
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Penny Hofstadter : Okay, can you guys keep a secret?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sure.
Penny Hofstadter : Good, 'cause I can't. Leonard played "Dungeons & Dragons" with the hot guy from "Magic Mike".
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I never got to see that movie.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Seriously?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, Howie made us leave as soon as he realized it wasn't about magic.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, I have seen that movie one or seven times, and trust me, it is magic. Which guy?
Penny Hofstadter : [showing them on her phone] That one.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [taking the phone] Abracadabra.
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Penny Hofstadter : Hey, you know what was fun? That time we played "Dungeons & Dragons".
Amy Farrah Fowler : That was fun. We should play that more.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [still looking at Joe's picture] Sorry, what, now?
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Wil Wheaton : Hey, what are you guys doing here?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, I, uh, think Sheldon might have left something.
Wil Wheaton : Oh, you mean besides his lunch?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [exaggerated laughter] You are so funny, Wil.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, we were just talking about how funny you are.
Wil Wheaton : Yeah, Leonard told you, didn't he?
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yup.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Mm-hmm.
Wil Wheaton : It's Manganiello?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Uh-huh.
Bernadette Rostenkowski , Penny Hofstadter : Mm-hmm.
Wil Wheaton : Feel good about yourselves?
Penny Hofstadter : Nope.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah.
[seeing the others' looks]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, we're going with no? No.
