The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The D & D Vortex (2019)
William Shatner: William Shatner
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Quotes
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William Shatner : Hello.
Sheldon Cooper : Captain on the bridge! Captain on the bridge! You're William Shatner.
William Shatner : You can call me Bill.
Sheldon Cooper : Ooh, can I call you Captain?
William Shatner : No.
Sheldon Cooper : Please?
William Shatner : No.
Sheldon Cooper : [whispering] Please?
William Shatner : Sure.
Sheldon Cooper : And w-will you call me Science Officer Cooper?
William Shatner : This has got to stop.
Sheldon Cooper : I think you know how to make it stop.
William Shatner : [offering a handshake] Put her there, Science Officer Cooper.
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Sheldon Cooper : [knocking on Wil's door] Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton.
[peeking inside, then ringing the doorbell]
Sheldon Cooper : Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton.
Wil Wheaton : Now's not a good time, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : For what?
Wil Wheaton : You.
Sheldon Cooper : I need to apologize.
Wil Wheaton : Apology accepted.
Joe Manganiello : [off screen] Wil, come on! I cast Fireball, and you need to roll your Dexterity Save.
Wil Wheaton : I'll be right there.
Sheldon Cooper : Are you playing Dungeons & Dragons?
Wil Wheaton : No.
Kevin Smith : Would you hurry up, man? The map says this dungeon's full of dragons.
Wil Wheaton : [seeing Sheldon's look] Still no.
Sheldon Cooper : Who are you playing with?
Wil Wheaton : Uh... it's just some friends. You don't know them.
William Shatner : Wheaton, get back here. Hobgoblins are at the gate, and you're at the door buying Girl Scout cookies.
Sheldon Cooper : Is that William Shat...
Wil Wheaton : [shutting the door] Nope.
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Wil Wheaton : You come face to face with a massive monster with a gaping maw full of teeth, three huge legs, and flailing tentacles. What do you do?
William Shatner : Fellas, it looks like we're facing a, an otyugh. Here's the plan...
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : Hold on there, Bill.
William Shatner : Now what, Kareem?
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : How do we know it's not a neo-otyugh?
William Shatner : Same way I know the difference between an owlbear and a bugbear. Does that answer your question?
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : No.
Joe Manganiello : Look, there's only one way to settle this. We chop it up and look at the pieces.
Kevin Smith : Oh, come on. Why do you always gotta attack everything? Why can't we just try talking to it?
Joe Manganiello : Big surprise, Podcast here wants to talk.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : What do you think, Leonard?
Leonard Hofstadter : I think this is the greatest day of my entire life.
William Shatner : It's all right, buddy. One day, you'll meet a girl.
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William Shatner : Put her there, Science Officer Cooper.
Howard Wolowitz : [sounds of Sheldon vomiting] Oh, poor Shatner.
Raj Koothrappali : Poor Shatner? I have to eat lunch now.
Leonard Hofstadter : Look, Sheldon's pretty embarrassed, so when he gets here, we should...
Howard Wolowitz : Make fun of him?
Leonard Hofstadter : A lot.
Raj Koothrappali : Guys, don't you think that's a little mean?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah.
Raj Koothrappali : Okay, just so we're all on the same page.
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Wil Wheaton : Okay, Where were we?
William Shatner : I was about to go all "Wrath of Khan" on these ogres.
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Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, let's teach that ogre what my broad sword tastes like.
William Shatner : I like your moxie.
Penny Hofstadter : Aw, and I like your grandpa words..