- Raj Koothrappali: If Bruce Banner is driving a rental car and turns into the Hulk, do you think it's covered, or does he need to add the Hulk as additional driver?
- Howard Wolowitz: You really need a girlfriend.
- Dr. Robert Wolcott: Normally I don't let strangers into my home.
- Raj Koothrappali: But when you do, you let them out, right?
- Raj Koothrappali: Oh, my God! This tomato is amazing! I can eat it like an apple.
- Dr. Robert Wolcott: The secret is I fertilze it with my own manure.
- [Raj stops eating]
- Howard Wolowitz: The look on your face.
- Leonard Hofstadter: It's a sort of grin. You wanna know which kind?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: [Amy is passed out at the bar] Should we take her home?
- Penny Hofstadter: Why? She's already asleep, and we have an order of sliders coming.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Another round!
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm a grown man, I don't need a chaperone. I just need someone to drive me there, pick me up and make me a sack lunch.
- Raj Koothrappali: Are you understanding any of this?
- Howard Wolowitz: I haven't understood anything after poop tomato.
- Raj Koothrappali: Wasn't that the guy who went crazy and cut off all contact with the outside world?
- Howard Wolowitz: Yes, apparently he had a roommate who kept pestering him about the Hulk's car insurance.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: This is great! Can I have a body shot? I've always wanted to do a body shot. Also, what's a body shot?
- Penny Hofstadter: It's when you drink off a stranger's belly button.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Ew! No thank you! If it's an outie, does it just spill everywhere?
- Sheldon Cooper: Okay, listen. Dr. Woolcot is an important topologist, so we need to set a few ground rules so you don't embarrass me.
- [to Howard]
- Sheldon Cooper: No magic...
- [to Leonard]
- Sheldon Cooper: no whining...
- [to Raj]
- Sheldon Cooper: you - no, just no.
- Raj Koothrappali: Hey!
- Leonard Hofstadter: How come he gets to whine?
- Dr. Robert Wolcott: [about his marriage] We give each other space. I give her Europe, she gives me South America. That's where she thinks I am.
- Dr. Robert Wolcott: You fellas must be hungry. Do you like rabbit?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, sure.
- Raj Koothrappali: Sounds good.
- Dr. Robert Wolcott: Okay, but can you tell the difference between rabbit and squirrel?
- Leonard Hofstadter: No.
- Raj Koothrappali: Probably not.
- Howard Wolowitz: I don't think so.
- Dr. Robert Wolcott: Great, we're having rabbit.
- Sheldon Cooper: Ooh, the mailman's here!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Aw, remember when he was this excited to see us?
- Leonard Hofstadter: So you're going to go to the middle of nowhere and spend the weekend with a crazy man you've never met?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes, Why?
- Leonard Hofstadter: No reason. Have fun.
- Dr. Robert Wolcott: I can't believe they left without saying goodbye. Wait a minute, what if they stole my work? Wait a minute, what if they were never here at all? Wait a minute, what if they haven't gotten here yet, but they're on their way? I'd better tidy up.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I saw shirtless firemen?
- Penny Hofstadter: Saw, smelled, slid down 'em like a pole.
- Sheldon Cooper: I miss Amy. And my phone.
- [after a pause, a gunshot is heard outside]
- Sheldon Cooper: Also, I'm from Texas, and I can taste the difference between rabbit and squirrel.