The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)

Sam Heughan: Sebastian

Photos 

1 more photos

Quotes 

• Morgan : Nice boobs.

  Sebastian : Thanks.

• Audrey : [as she's put into the van]  Okay, what is happening? Did I do something wrong? Am I in trouble?

  Duffer : Listen, we just wanna talk about Drew Thayer. He's your boyfriend, right?

  Audrey : No! I mean, yes. Well, he was my boyfriend, but we broke up. Why, is he in trouble?

  Duffer : Yes. Drew is in a lot of trouble. That's why you're in a van.

  Sebastian : Do you know where your ex-boyfriend worked, Ms. Stockman?

  Audrey : Uh, yeah. NPR. He had a podcast. It was about umm... I'm not 100% sure what it was about, like Jazz and economics.

  Duffer : Okay. Nobody listened to that podcast. Not even me and I went to Harvard.

  Sebastian : [feigning disbelief]  Wow. Only took you two minutes.

• Sebastian : You're called Morgan Freeman? I only just put that together.

• Finnish Backpacker : [drops assassin on his head, snapping his neck]  He was gonna rob us, ja?

  Sebastian : [in shock]  Yes... Yes he was.

  Finnish Backpacker : Scary.

• Audrey : Sebastian, I'm really sorry I didn't give you the drive at the cafe.

  Sebastian : No, I understand. Drew told you to keep it safe.

• Sebastian : I hope you're not upset about what that girl said on the news.

  Audrey : Oh well. I'm not surprised. It's not like I've done anything that impressive with my life.

  Sebastian : I've seen you do some impressive things. You were a great shot in the cafe. You switched the trophies on me. You didn't break when you were being tortured.

• Sebastian : I'm trying to protect you.

  Audrey : Yeah? The same way you protected Drew? If you were here to protect me, you wouldn't be pointing a gun at me. I'm may not be in the CIA, but I know that much.

  Sebastian : MI6, actually. Drew was CIA. It's an international effort.

  Audrey : [fed-up]  Whatever!

• Sebastian : Hand over the package and no one gets hurt.

  Audrey : Except for Drew.

  Sebastian : Okay. It's not productive to keep bringing that up.

• Morgan : I thought that the international intelligence office would be fancier.

  Sebastian : It's a temporary space. We don't wanna call attention to ourselves.

• Audrey : [as the drive opens on the computer]  What are Highland's plans?

  Sebastian : [alarmed]  These aren't Highlands plans. This drive is a backdoor to the entire internet. Finances, emails. Everyone's secrets.

• Sebastian : [to Audrey]  These vests, they save your life, but they don't prevent you from breaking ribs.