The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)

Mila Kunis: Audrey

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• Audrey : I killed someone! I killed someone!

  Morgan : Stop yelling!

• Audrey : I don't trust anyone anymore.

  Morgan : You trust me though, right?

  Audrey : Yes, of course. I trust you. You don't count.

• Morgan : Don't I not look like just a Frenchwoman?

  Audrey : I look like a Frenchwoman: you just look like a French curtain!

  Morgan : [pause]  Yeah - I can hang!

• [Jumping into an open car] 

  Audrey : Oh my God, it's a stick shift! Do you know how to drive a stick shift?

  Morgan : No!

  Audrey : How do you change gear?

  Morgan : What's a gear?

  Audrey : Abort! Abort Mission! Go!

  [Run away from the car] 

• Audrey : [as she's put into the van]  Okay, what is happening? Did I do something wrong? Am I in trouble?

  Duffer : Listen, we just wanna talk about Drew Thayer. He's your boyfriend, right?

  Audrey : No! I mean, yes. Well, he was my boyfriend, but we broke up. Why, is he in trouble?

  Duffer : Yes. Drew is in a lot of trouble. That's why you're in a van.

  Sebastian : Do you know where your ex-boyfriend worked, Ms. Stockman?

  Audrey : Uh, yeah. NPR. He had a podcast. It was about umm... I'm not 100% sure what it was about, like Jazz and economics.

  Duffer : Okay. Nobody listened to that podcast. Not even me and I went to Harvard.

  Sebastian : [feigning disbelief]  Wow. Only took you two minutes.

• Morgan : Call the CIA guys!

  Audrey : No! Drew said that we can't trust anyone and he's right, 'cause he's dead. Probably because I talked to them.

  Morgan : No, it's because I let the assassin into the apartment.

  Audrey : Okay, fair enough. It's both our faults.

• Audrey : [as they're running down the street]  Oh my god! I killed someone! I killed someone!

  Morgan : Stop yelling that!

• Audrey : My boyfriend dumped me in a text

  Morgan : Let's burn his shit

• Morgan : [Whisper/shouts from across restaurant]  That's... not... Verne!

  Audrey : What?

  Morgan : [Screams]  That's not Verne!

  [Everyone starts shooting at them] 

• Audrey : Sebastian, I'm really sorry I didn't give you the drive at the cafe.

  Sebastian : No, I understand. Drew told you to keep it safe.

• Sebastian : I hope you're not upset about what that girl said on the news.

  Audrey : Oh well. I'm not surprised. It's not like I've done anything that impressive with my life.

  Sebastian : I've seen you do some impressive things. You were a great shot in the cafe. You switched the trophies on me. You didn't break when you were being tortured.

• Drew : You never finish anything.

  Audrey : [leveling the gun at him]  To quote a text I got, "Hey there. It's over. Sorry".

• Audrey : [going the her boyfriend's stuff]  Really, Drew. Skid-marks on your underwear? What are you, 8? Did he want me to wash them? It that why he broke up with me, because I didn't mother him enough?

• Audrey : I got a quarter left. Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to find the absolute worst song on the jukebox.

• Audrey : Get this. Two guys show up at my work from the CIA. They wanted to talk about Drew... They said he's a spy.

  Morgan : What do you mean a spy?

• Drew : Some bad people are after me.

  Audrey : The CIA?

  Drew : And some other people too. And now they're after you. It's exactly why I left you.

• Audrey : [in the cafe]  This is really fancy.

  Morgan : We belong here.

• Sebastian : I'm trying to protect you.

  Audrey : Yeah? The same way you protected Drew? If you were here to protect me, you wouldn't be pointing a gun at me. I'm may not be in the CIA, but I know that much.

  Sebastian : MI6, actually. Drew was CIA. It's an international effort.

  Audrey : [fed-up]  Whatever!

• Sebastian : Hand over the package and no one gets hurt.

  Audrey : Except for Drew.

  Sebastian : Okay. It's not productive to keep bringing that up.

• Audrey : [as the drive opens on the computer]  What are Highland's plans?

  Sebastian : [alarmed]  These aren't Highlands plans. This drive is a backdoor to the entire internet. Finances, emails. Everyone's secrets.

• Audrey : Oh, God! I don't actually mean "shut up."It's a figure of speech. I don't know if you do that in England.

  Drew : What? Figures of speech?

  Audrey : Yeah.

  Drew : Yeah. We invented that.

• Audrey : My boyfriend dumped me in a text message. How do you explain that?

  Morgan : I know, I know. There's a simple solution. It's called spying.