A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Vile Village: Part Two (2018)

Neil Patrick Harris: Count Olaf

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Quotes 

• Count Olaf : Ah, cocktail hour. When the sky is gold with the promise of fortunes and sparkling with the light of a thousand stolen sapphires.

• Count Olaf : What are you waiting for? Shoot!

  Esmé Squalor : You try loading a harpoon gun without ruining a manicure!

  Count Olaf : I have.

• Count Olaf : Everything is going exactly as I planned.

  Esmé Squalor : So you planned for Jacques Snicket to come to town so you could frame the Baudelaires for his murder?

  Count Olaf : Parts of the plan were unplanned. That's the plan. I mean, you don't want to over-plan a plan.

• Eleanora Poe : [photographing Count Olaf and Esmé]  Now give me "justice." Give me "protect and serve." Do you think that being naturally photogenic makes you better police officers?

  Count Olaf : Please, who could refuse to stop in the name of the law after gazing upon this? My beauty is powerful and instills fear. Can you dig it?

  Eleanora Poe : Yes, I think I can dig that.

• Count Olaf : Scram, police! Wait, wait! That's us. Right.

• Count Olaf : Parts of the plan were unplanned. That's the plan. I mean, you don't want to overplan a plan.