Lucifer (TV Series)
My Brother's Keeper (2018)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Marcus Pierce : Your research was watching The Da Vinci Code?
Lucifer Morningstar : And the sequels!
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Lucifer Morningstar : [to Pierce] Brothers. Am I right? I mean, you get it. You killed yours.
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Amenadiel : I know you think you're friends with Pierce. I get it, but I am warning you, Luci. He has but one selfish goal. And working with him will only incur Father's wrath.
Lucifer Morningstar : [laughs] That's the bloody point!
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Marcus Pierce : It represents my immortality, my curse. I hate it.
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, yes. You hate living forever 'cause you can't see how much fun it is.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Ah, the diamond industry. Surely the greatest joke someone other than me played on the world. Thousands of dollars for lumps of old coal.
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Chloe Decker : We need to get inside Ella's head, figure out where she's taking Jay. If you were her, where would you guys go?
Lucifer Morningstar : Ooh, ahhh, strip club.
Dan Espinoza : Comic-con.
Lucifer Morningstar : Bar!
Dan Espinoza : Forensics convention.
Lucifer Morningstar : Strip club!
Dan Espinoza : Dude, you already said that. Why would Ella take her brother to the strip club?
Lucifer Morningstar : For the free buffet.
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Marcus Pierce : How do you know that he's God's favorite?
Lucifer Morningstar : It's a long story, involving a flaming sword and a space vagina. But the quick version: a book said it, so it must be true.
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Jay Lopez : I'll get my act together, I promise.
Lucifer Morningstar : No need to promise, Jay Lopez. Because I'll be watching you, and if you ever disappoint her again... I'll come for you.
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Lucifer Morningstar : God, this was much easier in The DVC.
Marcus Pierce : DVC?
Lucifer Morningstar : My research text. Also a movie. By the way, Tom Hanks is a national treasure. Also a movie. Not as helpful, though.
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Lucifer Morningstar : What is it you desire?
Tiffany James : To punch every millennial in the face.
Lucifer Morningstar : Really? I mean, I don't disagree, but still.
Tiffany James : They've ruined our entire industry. With their "social consciousness" and "ethical issues".
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Dan Espinoza : Diamonds are pretty easy to track. Each one of them has a serial number laser-etched into it.
Lucifer Morningstar : I usually get them to add crude drawings to the back of mine.
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Lucifer Morningstar : [about Amenadiel] Ever since he found out he's Dad's favorite, he's been a bit of a dick.
Marcus Pierce : What do you mean?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, lots of chest puffing and peacocking. I mean, even more than usual.