Lucifer (TV Series)
Off the Record (2017)
Lauren German: Chloe Decker
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Quotes
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Chloe Decker : You were right about the implants. They were pulled from the market years ago for rupturing.
Lucifer Morningstar : Aaah. A moment of silence for those poor, mishandled breasts.
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Chloe Decker : Daniel Moore, vegan chef. Curiously found with raw meat in his mouth.
Lucifer Morningstar : Ah. So vegans can't enjoy a healthy sex life?
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Chloe Decker : Lucifer, he does this. He notices things that normal people are too... normal to notice,
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Lucifer Morningstar : I was complaining to the detective about some posts of mine that have been removed from a web site for roosters of award-winning size. You see, I was posting pictures of my-...
Chloe Decker : Okay. Okay.
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Chloe Decker : This is a serial killer.
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes. The Completely Justified Killer of Phonies.
[to Reese]
Lucifer Morningstar : If that's what you name him, I want credit.
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Chloe Decker : We could really use your help.
Reese Getty : [Disheveled] How can I help you, Detective?
Lucifer Morningstar : Shower and a shave, maybe.
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Chloe Decker : [Murder victim is surrounded by breast implants] What are all these?
Lucifer Morningstar : These are boobs. Yes, I'd know them anywhere. C-cups to be precise. Oh, look at these.
[Picks some up and starts juggling]
Chloe Decker : Please don't... juggle the evidence, Lucifer.
[Looks at Reese]
Chloe Decker : But it's fine if he does, 'cause, you know, they've already been processed.
Lucifer Morningstar : They're called "fun bags" for a reason!