- Sgt. Hugo Friedkin: What do you mean, you lost Dirk Gently? How did he escape?
- Lieutenant Assistent: He didn't escape, he disappeared.
- Sgt. Hugo Friedkin: Disappeared? He can do that?
- Lieutenant Assistent: No, but he did.
- Sgt. Hugo Friedkin: Grr.
- [Looks around the room]
- Sgt. Hugo Friedkin: Okay. Is it possible he's invisible?
- Lieutenant Assistent: I've already reviewed the footage, sir, and I'm afraid there was a glitch? The footage shows Icarus asleep in the bed, then it jumps two seconds, and he's gone.
- Sgt. Hugo Friedkin: [Looks at the bed. sees a wet circle] Is it possible he peed himself invisible?
- Todd Brotzman: How long have you been in there? Farah thinks that car's been in that tree for 50 years.
- Dirk Gently: No, it couldn't have been that long. I would've looked much older.
- Farah Black: Why are you wet?
- Dirk Gently: Now, that is a good question. Unfortunately, I don't have a great answer. One minute, I was in bed, then Mona said, "Find the boy," and then I fell through into a world of wet trunkness.
- Todd Brotzman: Mona?
- Dirk Gently: Keep up, Todd. Mona is the main character of that last thing I just said.
- Dirk Gently: It must be part of the new case.
- Farah Black: Our new case?
- Todd Brotzman: New case? No, listen, Dirk. I need you to help me find Amanda.
- Dirk Gently: Yes, we'll get to that, but first, I have to, are you ready for this, "find the boy".
- Todd Brotzman: What boy?
- Dirk Gently: I have no idea.
- Farah Black: Is it a missing persons case?
- Dirk Gently: I guess so.
- Todd Brotzman: How old is he?
- Dirk Gently: Don't know.
- Farah Black: Where did he go missing? What does he look like? How long has he been gone?
- Dirk Gently: All excellent questions, Farah. You are doing great questions right now, and I am hearing all of them.
- Todd Brotzman: Who hired you?
- Dirk Gently: Mona Wilder was the one who mentioned it, but I'm not sure if she's actually got the means to pay us...
- Todd Brotzman: WHO IS MONA WILDER?
- Dirk Gently: She's a Blackwing subject I hadn't seen in 15 years, and Todd, with that kind of attitude, I'm demoting you back to assistant.
- Todd Brotzman: ...How did I forget how annoying you are?
- Todd Brotzman: Who is Mona Wilder?
- Dirk Gently: She's a Blackwing associate I hadn't seen in 15 years.
- Sherlock Hobbs: I'm Sheriff Sherlock Hobbs and this is my deputy, Tina Tevetino.
- Tina Tevetino: Five days sober, sorta.