Fighting with My Family (2019)

Dwayne Johnson: Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson

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• Zak Knight : Rock, Rock, Rock!

  [the Rock turns around] 

  The Rock : Hey.

  Zak Knight : We're wrestlers as well, actually.

  Raya Knight : We're actually doing the tryouts today.

  The Rock : Oh, cool.

  Zak Knight : WAW, up in Norwich. You've probably heard of it.

  The Rock : Uh, no.

  Zak Knight : No?

  Raya Knight : Actually, whilst you're here...

  [looking at Zak] 

  Raya Knight : He should come to one of our shows!

  Zak Knight : Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

  Raya Knight : We could get you tickets. Half-price, probably.

  The Rock : Half-price?

  Raya Knight : I'll text Mango Pete, get him on the list.

  Zak Knight : Yeah, yeah.

  Raya Knight : Do you need a plus-one?

  The Rock : Uh, that's awesome. Thank you for the invite. I don't think I'll be able to make it, though. Good luck with your tryout, okay?

  Raya Knight : Thanks.

  Zak Knight : Thanks, mate.

  [the Rock heads towards the arena] 

  Zak Knight : Rock, Rock, Rock!

  [the Rock bangs a power box before turning around] 

  The Rock : Yes, Zak?

  Zak Knight : What advice would you give us? If, if we wanna...

  Raya Knight : Win over the crowd.

  Zak Knight : Win over the crowd. If we wanna... if we wanna be the next you?

  [the Rock looks around] 

  The Rock : What are your names again?

  Raya Knight : My name is...

  The Rock : IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAMES ARE! You walk around here interrupting The Rock? You, like you haven't seen the sun in 20 years? You, like you just stepped out of Oliver Twist? 'Please, sir? May I have some more advice, sir?' You want some advice? Here's The Rock's advice: Shut your mouth! What you want? What you want? How about what The Rock wants? The Rock wants you to go out there, take no prisoners, have no regrets, have no fear! Lay it all out on the line! Because if you don't do that, The Rock is gonna find your friend Mary Poppins. He's gonna take her umbrella. Yeah, he's gonna shine it up real nice. He's gonna turn that sonuvabitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy asses! There's your advice, straight out of... the Jabroni-beatin', pie-eatin', trail blazin', eyebrow raisin', entertaining the globe never hotter, talkin' to two rejects from Harry Potter!

  [pause] 

  The Rock : So that's how you win over the crowd.

  Zak Knight : Yeah.

  [Zak and Raya start laughing] 

  The Rock : Even though this crazy wrestling world is a fictionalized world, the fans know 1,000% if you're not being real. All right? That guy just now, that was The Rock. The Rock is me. Dwayne Johnson. Just with the volume turned way up, the treble adjusted, the bass. Same guy. So don't worry about being the next me.

  [looking at Raya] 

  The Rock : Be the first you.

• The Rock : Paige, I myself have come from a wrestling family too. I know exactly what it means to you. But don't worry about being the next me. Be the first you.

• [At WrestleMania XXX, Raya is sent to the Skybox by Hutch. She stares at the whole arena from the window] 

  The Rock : Hey!

  [the Rock walks in] 

  Raya Knight : Hey.

  The Rock : How're you doing?

  Raya Knight : Yeah, good. You? Did you bring it?

  The Rock : [laughs]  Yeah. Yeah, I brought it. Paige, uh, when's the last time you spoke to your family?

  Raya Knight : Couple of weeks ago.

  The Rock : Well, I think we should call 'em.

  Raya Knight : [chuckles]  You wanna call my family?

  The Rock : I would like to call your family. So what's their number?

  Raya Knight : [sighs]  Am I in trouble?

  [as the Knight family are watching WrestleMania XXX at home, the phone rings. Ricky picks it up] 

  Ricky Knight : Which prick is calling me during WrestleMania?

  The Rock : [laughs]  It's, uh... It's Dwayne Johnson.

  Ricky Knight : Yeah, and I'm Vin Diesel, mate.

  The Rock : [chuckles]  Well, let's hope not. No, it is, Mr. Knight. It's Dwayne Johnson. How are you?

  Ricky Knight : Prove it.

  The Rock : Uh, okay.

  [pause] 

  The Rock : IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL... WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!

  Ricky Knight : Yeah? Bullshit.

  [Ricky hangs up] 

  Raya Knight : I'm sorry.

• [Saraya and Zak bump into The Rock backstage] 

  The Rock : Sorry about that.

  Raya Knight : Dick me dead, bury me pregnant.

  [the Rock turns around] 

  The Rock : That's a good pick-up line.

  Zak Knight : [offering a handshake]  Zak Zodiac, mate.

  The Rock : [shakes Zak's hand]  What's up, Zak?

  Zak Knight : What an honor to meet you, mate.

  The Rock : Oh, thanks, Zak.

  Zak Knight : Yeah. Yeah, Zak, Zak. Yeah.

  The Rock : Cool.

  Zak Knight : This is my sister, Saraya.

  Raya Knight : We're huge fans.

  The Rock : Thank you so much.

  Zak Knight : Since we were kids.

  Raya Knight : Yeah, we've been fans since you had hair.

  The Rock : Oh, thank you.

  [chuckles] 

  The Rock : Hey, it's a choice. A damn good one, too.

  Raya Knight : Yeah, no, it looks good.

  Zak Knight : It looks great. Fantastic.

  The Rock : See you guys.

  [the Rock heads towards the arena] 

  Zak Knight : Rock, Rock, Rock!

  [the Rock turns around] 

  The Rock : Yo.

  Zak Knight : What's happening? Are you getting back in the ring? You wrestling again?

  The Rock : Uh, no. No, no, no. I'm just shooting a movie here in London and I'm gonna surprise the crowd tonight. Gonna electrify. Don't tell anybody.

  Zak Knight : No, no.

  Raya Knight : No.

  The Rock : All right. See you guys.

  [the Rock heads towards the arena] 

• [the Rock escorts Raya out of the skybox] 

  The Rock : Good luck tomorrow, Paige.

  Raya Knight : Yeah, um, thanks for picking me.

  The Rock : Nah, I didn't pick you. I just work here.

  [the Rock looks at Hutch, who is on his phone] 

  Raya Knight : You know him?

  The Rock : [laughs]  Yeah. Yeah, I know that guy. We once had a crazy match where he threw himself off the top of a 30-foot steel cage just to make me look good.

  [to Hutch] 

  The Rock : I'll see you later, Sex Tape.

  [Hutch waves back] 

  Raya Knight : Why'd you call him Sex Tape?

  The Rock : Oh, because he makes people famous. Good luck tomorrow.

• [the Rock calls Ricky again] 

  Ricky Knight : What?

  Raya Knight : Dad! It's actually him.

  Ricky Knight : You what?

  Raya Knight : Yeah, it's actually him.

  Ricky Knight : Hold the line one second.

  [pause] 

  Ricky Knight : It's Saraya and The Rock.

  Julia Knight : Yeah, right.

  Ricky Knight : I got you on speakerphone, sir.

  The Rock : Hey, yeah. It's, uh, Dwayne Johnson. I'm here with your daughter now, and, uh, I first met her in London. And I've been keeping tabs on her, and I just heard some news that I wanted to share with her and I thought you guys should hear it too at the same time.

  Ricky Knight : Right.

  Julia Knight : What news?

  The Rock : Paige's time with the NXT is over.

  Raya Knight : Oh.

  Ricky Knight : Oh.

  Julia Knight : Okay.

  The Rock : Because, tomorrow night, she'll make her debut live on RAW and... she will be fighting AJ Lee for the Divas title.

  Raya Knight : Wait, what?

  [pause] 

  Julia Knight : Dick me dead, bury me pregnant.

  The Rock : There it is again.

  Julia Knight : You don't know what this means to us, Mr. Rock.

  The Rock : Actually, uh... I know exactly what it means to you, ma'am. I, um, I myself have come from a wrestling family, too, and I wanted to share this news with you guys just so you could enjoy it and also just so Paige can prepare herself mentally to go out there tomorrow night and win over the crowd. Because if you don't do that, then they're gonna find somebody else who will. And then this whole opportunity will, uh, be gone by next week.

  [pause] 

  Ricky Knight : She's not gonna let you down, Mr. Rock. I-I'll promise ya. She's gonna smash it. She'll kill it.

  Julia Knight : Proud of you, Ray.

  Ricky Knight : I love you, Princess. We're all with you, darling.

  Julia Knight : You're amazing, baby.

  Ricky Knight : I love you, Rock.

  [chuckles] 

  Ricky Knight : Rock?

  The Rock : I... I love you, too.