Neal Brennan: 3 Mics (2017 TV Special)

Neal Brennan: Self

Quotes 

• Neal Brennan : I'm not a big gun guy. I was just in Colorado, a big gun state. I go there with my girlfriend, meet her father. Her dad's into guns, carries a concealed weapon at all times, which makes sense, because he is in real estate. At a certain point, he pulls me aside and he's showing me his guns, and he finally goes, "Do you got a gun at your place in L.A." so you can protect my daughter?" I was, like, "Do I have a gun in my place? Dude, I don't even have an umbrella." I can't protect your daughter from a light drizzle... "let alone an armed intruder. Your daughter's in real danger."

• Neal Brennan : Dating in your twenties is the best part. You don't know who you are, so you think anyone would be a good match for you. You end up saying, "You know what?" Maybe I'm supposed to be with someone who's bipolar. I don't know. I don't care that she burnt my stuff and punched my dog in the face. "She's Latina. They're fiery."