Happy Anniversary (I) (2018)

Noël Wells: Mollie

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Quotes 

• Sam : Well, to be honest...

  Mollie : [interrupting]  I love when people specify "to be honest". Does that mean I can assume everything you've said before and are about to say to me is bullshit?

• [Mollie is testing colors for the door] 

  Mollie : So, what do you think?

  Sam : Ooh, they're great.

  Mollie : Yeah, but which do you prefer?

  Sam : [confused]  I... I don't...

  Mollie : No, pick one.

  Sam : The-the middle, the one in the middle.

  Mollie : The door's already painted that color.

  Sam : [as if the point is proven]  Aah!

• Sam : At a certain point, you gotta shit or get off the pot.

  Mollie : [takes deep breath]  Yeah. Otherwise, you get hemorrhoids and that's worse than anything.

• Mollie : He's right. I'm crazy.

  Diane : No, you're not.

  Mollie : Thank you. But, you're also crazy. So, not a confidence booster.

• Mollie : Hey, I'm taking your truck.

  Aldo : Hey, fill'em up with gas after. Supreme octane, huh?

  Mollie : Why? You're dying, right?

  Aldo : Good point. Regular.

  [Mollie chuckles. Sits next to Aldo] 

  Mollie : Why wasn't I nicer to you before you got sick?

  Aldo : Uhh! Uh, I was ass-hole.

  Mollie : [laughs slightly]  Yeah. You're much better with cancer.

  Mollie : Thank you. Make it... supreme.