Kevin Nealon: Self

Quotes 

• Kevin Nealon : Tomorrow is National Secretary's Day. I plan on getting my secretary the same thing I always do.

  Kevin Nealon : A big fat goosing!

• Himself - Host : Like, I'm a christian, right.

  Kevin Nealon : I didn't know that. Are you christian?

  Himself - Host : Yes.

  Kevin Nealon : Do you go to.. Do you watch the gladiators and things like that?

  Himself - Host : What the fuck does that mean?

  Kevin Nealon : Christians.

  Himself - Host : No, I just go to fucking military funerals and go "fucking faggots!"