- Himself - Host: Were you in New York when the Twin Towers fell?
- Stoller, Fred: No, I was in Los Angeles.
- Himself - Host: Well, either way; it was a national tragedy!
- Stoller, Fred: So, then... It was sort of sex meeting, because I'm not good with condoms. I don't mean to get graphic and I did. See, I'm an older guy; I grew up before AIDS was invented or whatever. I remember..
- Himself - Host: One of the worst inventions ever!
- Stoller, Fred: I know! I remember.. I remember it was one of those things... So much talk about herpes and they go: This is not a..
- Himself - Host: Dr. Gerald Aids with his fucking idea!
- Himself - Host: What about the time.. This is what I heard... because I was on Byron Allen's "Comics Unleashed"...
- Stoller, Fred: ...and they say "go crazy!"
- Himself - Host: They go cra.. And the comics couldn't... He could not have them anymore leashed. Like adding... submit your jokes to six different levels before the..