- Tomika: [Talking cutely to a snake that she and Summer discovered on school grounds] Who's got a forked tongue? You've got a forked tongue.
- Tomika: How was rehearsal?
- Freddy Huerta: We couldn't have one. Our lead singer and bass player didn't show up.
- Tomika: I wanted to come in, but Summer filled the studio with those furry jerks. It's a fur-pocalypse in there!
- Zack Kwan: I will not stand here and let you insult Admiral Fuzzypants.
- Tomika: Admiral? I thought he was Commodore Fuzzypants.
- Lawrence Dooley: He was promoted... for not pooping on the rug.
- [Freddy whispers in Lawrence's ear]
- Lawrence Dooley: He just got demoted.