Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

Zendaya: MJ

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• Flash Thompson : [about Mysterio]  He's all right. He's no Spider-Man.

  MJ : What is it with you and Spider-Man?

  Flash Thompson : What? He's just awesome, okay? He protects the neighborhood and, you know, he's inspiring. He's inspires me to be a better man.

  [Peter walks into the room] 

  Flash Thompson : What's up, dickwad? I thought you drowned.

• Peter Parker : MJ, I...

  MJ : ...am Spider-Man?

  Peter Parker : No. Of course not!

  MJ : I mean it's... kind of obvious.

• Happy Hogan : I gotta get you guys out of here! Get on the jet!

  MJ : Who are you?

  Happy Hogan : I work with Spider-Man!

  Flash Thompson : You work for Spider-Man?

  Happy Hogan : I work *with* Spider-Man, not *for* Spider-Man!

  [jet is suddenly destroyed] 

  Happy Hogan : New plan!

• MJ : You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort.

  Peter Parker : What? No! Of course I'm not a male escort.

  MJ : Well then you're Spider-Man.

• Flash Thompson : I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.

  Happy Hogan : Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.

  Flash Thompson : Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys!

  MJ : If you saved us, why are we about to die?

• MJ : Want to go in, on a pair?

  Peter Parker : You mean like sit next to each other?

  MJ : Yeah.

  Nick Fury : [in Peter's earpiece]  Parker, you in position?

  Peter Parker : No...

  MJ : [Thinks Peter is rejecting her]  Okay... no?

  Nick Fury : [In Peter's Earpiece]  Why the hell not?

• Peter Parker : Go to the Eiffel Tower. Should be great.

  MJ : Yeah, I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna to create an army of the insane.

• Flash Thompson : BuzzFeed says there's a sailor, Morris Bench, who was exposed to an experimental underwater generator and got hydro powers.

  MJ : Yeah, you should definitely believe everything you read on the Internet.

  Flash Thompson : Spider-Man could take him.

• Flash Thompson : [holding a glass of champagne]  Yo, Parker! This is called an airplane. It's like the buses you're used to. Except it flies over the poor neighborhoods instead of driving through them.

  MJ : Ma'am?

  Flight Attendant : Hmm?

  MJ : He blipped, so technically he's 16, not 21.

  Flight Attendant : I'll take that.

  [confiscates his glass] 

  Flash Thompson : She's lying! I don't even know this girl.

  Brad Davis : Classic MJ, right?

• Brad Davis : Is no one else going to acknowledge how crazy this is?

  Mr. Dell : Yeah, I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this Science Tour at all.

  Brad Davis : No no no, I'm talking about Peter. Has no one else here noticed how shady he is? Because I saw him in the backroom of a rest stop with some woman in his underwear! And he's always sneaking away, like back at the Opera? Huh? And now what, he's suddenly off the trip? Like with his family in Berlin? Is no one else here interested in the truth?

  MJ : "The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world."

  Brad Davis : George Orwell. Thank you, MJ.

  MJ : Yeah, well, I mean since Peter's not really here to tell his truth, how about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool to take pictures of people in the bathroom?

  Flash Thompson : Yeah, dude. What's that about?

  Brad Davis : [flustered]  N-no no, it wasn't like that. It was... I was trying to...

  Mr. Harrington : Yeah, let's just put all this craziness behind us and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington." Said the class. Okay.

  Mr. Dell : [to Brad]  I'm gonna be the Cool Teacher right now. You gotta stop doing that, okay? It IS weird. No more photos in the bathroom, urinal, or stalls.

• MJ : [texting Spider-Man back]  No texting and swinging.