Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

Remy Hii: Brad Davis

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Quotes 

• [Peter enters the empty pub, as instructed by Dimitri, and meets the Seamstress] 

  Peter Parker : Hello.

  The Seamstress : Close the door.

  [Peter closes the door and approaches the Seamstress to shake her hand] 

  Peter Parker : Um... I'm Peter Parker.

  The Seamstress : Take off your clothes.

  Peter Parker : Excuse me?

  The Seamstress : You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. So I made you this, another suit.

  [Seamstress offers Peter a black package] 

  Peter Parker : Oh, uh, thank you. I'm sure it fits fine. I don't need to try...

  The Seamstress : Take off your clothes.

  Peter Parker : Okay. Sure.

  [Peter puts down the package and his backpack before unzipping his pants] 

  Peter Parker : This is embarrassing.

  The Seamstress : Now. Hurry up.

  Peter Parker : This is weird. Heh.

  [Peter pulls down his pants when Brad suddenly enters the pub. Peter runs behind the Seamstress] 

  Peter Parker : No, no, no. Uh, don't...

  Brad Davis : Whoa!

  Peter Parker : Uh.

  Brad Davis : Sorry. Uh, I thought this was the bathroom.

  Peter Parker : This is not what it looks like! Just...

  Brad Davis : Yeah.

  [Brad takes a picture of Peter and the Seamstress] 

  Peter Parker : What are you doing? Brad...

  Brad Davis : I'll leave you alone.

  [as Brad walks away, the Seamstress prepares to shoot him] 

  Peter Parker : Oh, my God. Don't shoot anybody.

  [Peter pulls his pants up and chases after Brad] 

  Peter Parker : Brad? It's not what it looks like, buddy. Hey, man, look, that's...

  Brad Davis : Look, Peter. I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. If you want to hook up with some random European chick, that's on you.

  Peter Parker : That's not what it was. Honestly.

  Brad Davis : I can't pretend I didn't see what I just saw. I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. But I like her too.

  Peter Parker : Wait a minute. Hey, hey. You cannot show her that photo, dude. Come on.

  Brad Davis : I'm sorry, man. I have to. She deserves the truth.

• Flash Thompson : [holding a glass of champagne]  Yo, Parker! This is called an airplane. It's like the buses you're used to. Except it flies over the poor neighborhoods instead of driving through them.

  MJ : Ma'am?

  Flight Attendant : Hmm?

  MJ : He blipped, so technically he's 16, not 21.

  Flight Attendant : I'll take that.

  [confiscates his glass] 

  Flash Thompson : She's lying! I don't even know this girl.

  Brad Davis : Classic MJ, right?

• Brad Davis : Is no one else going to acknowledge how crazy this is?

  Mr. Dell : Yeah, I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this Science Tour at all.

  Brad Davis : No no no, I'm talking about Peter. Has no one else here noticed how shady he is? Because I saw him in the backroom of a rest stop with some woman in his underwear! And he's always sneaking away, like back at the Opera? Huh? And now what, he's suddenly off the trip? Like with his family in Berlin? Is no one else here interested in the truth?

  MJ : "The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world."

  Brad Davis : George Orwell. Thank you, MJ.

  MJ : Yeah, well, I mean since Peter's not really here to tell his truth, how about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool to take pictures of people in the bathroom?

  Flash Thompson : Yeah, dude. What's that about?

  Brad Davis : [flustered]  N-no no, it wasn't like that. It was... I was trying to...

  Mr. Harrington : Yeah, let's just put all this craziness behind us and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington." Said the class. Okay.

  Mr. Dell : [to Brad]  I'm gonna be the Cool Teacher right now. You gotta stop doing that, okay? It IS weird. No more photos in the bathroom, urinal, or stalls.