Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

Jon Favreau: Happy Hogan

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Quotes 

• Happy Hogan : You handle the suit. I'll handle the music.

  ['Back in Black' by AC/DC plays] 

  Peter Parker : Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!

• Peter Parker : Everywhere I go, I see his face. I just really miss him.

  Happy Hogan : Yeah, I miss him too. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know you were gonna be here after he was gone.

• Happy Hogan : I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt!

• Happy Hogan : Heads-up. Nick Fury's calling you.

  [Peter notices his phone ringing] 

  Peter Parker : I don't really wanna talk to Nick Fury.

  Happy Hogan : Answer the phone.

  Peter Parker : Why?

  Happy Hogan : Because if you don't talk to him, I have to talk to him. I don't want to talk to him.

  [Peter declines Fury's call] 

  Happy Hogan : You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?

  Peter Parker : I gotta go.

  Happy Hogan : You do not ghost Nick Fury!

• Happy Hogan : I gotta get you guys out of here! Get on the jet!

  MJ : Who are you?

  Happy Hogan : I work with Spider-Man!

  Flash Thompson : You work for Spider-Man?

  Happy Hogan : I work *with* Spider-Man, not *for* Spider-Man!

  [jet is suddenly destroyed] 

  Happy Hogan : New plan!

• Peter Parker : What's your password?

  Happy Hogan : Password.

  Peter Parker : No, what is your password?

  Happy Hogan : Password. The word spelled out.

  Peter Parker : You're head of security and your password is "password"?

  Happy Hogan : I don't feel good about it either.

• Happy Hogan : [after throwing a shield like Captain America at a drone but misses badly]  How does Cap do that?

• Peter Parker : Happy, is that you?

  Happy Hogan : Is it me? Yeah, of course it's me!

  Peter Parker : Stop! Tell me something only you would know!

  Happy Hogan : Only I would know... Uh... Remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn't list the titles but I could tell by the price that it was an adult film at the front desk, and you didn't know how I knew...

  Peter Parker : Ok ok! Stop!

• Peter Parker : Uh, I have like a sixth sense.

  Happy Hogan : The Peter-Tingle!

• Flash Thompson : I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.

  Happy Hogan : Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.

  Flash Thompson : Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys!

  MJ : If you saved us, why are we about to die?

• Happy Hogan : [To the children he is protecting]  No-one dies on my watch.

• Happy Hogan : Hey, sorry I'm late.

  May Parker : Happy! Hey.

  Happy Hogan : Oh, you look lovely.

  May Parker : Thank you, you too.

  Happy Hogan : Thank you. New dress?

  May Parker : Uh, yeah. Yes, it is. That's a new beard.

  Happy Hogan : It's my blip beard, because I grew it in a blip. Blip beard.

  May Parker : I see.

  Spider-Man : What just happened?

• Happy Hogan : Nobody could live up to Tony, not even Tony. Tony was my best friend, and he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place.

• Peter Parker : I've face a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?

  Happy Hogan : Yes.

  May Parker : Not really.

  Happy Hogan : What? I think...

  May Parker : It's a summer fling.

  Happy Hogan : Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. Open to wherever it might lead.

  May Parker : I still don't know where it's going to go. Anywhere. On or off.

  Happy Hogan : And to share with people...

  May Parker : But we'll always be friends, no matter what.

  Peter Parker : I'm going to go, because I've got a date. Uh, bye.

• Happy Hogan : [to Spider-Man]  Stay sticky!