Master of None (TV Series)

Thanksgiving (2017)

Aziz Ansari: Dev

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• Dev : Denise! You can't be dating some girl with the Instagram name NipplesAndToes23.

  Denise : I know, man. I'm trying to get her to change it.

  Dev : [Scoffs]  I'm surprised there was twenty-two other NipplesAndToes.

• Dev : How'd you get New Edition?

  Denise : Oh, I didn't get the real New Edition. Got the New Edition cover band, New Addition, A-D-D-I-T-I-O-N.

  Dev : Mmmm, love the name.

  Denise : Yeah. The Filipino Johnny Gill was no joke.

• Dev : [about her coming out to her mother]  She tell you she loves you and supports you no matter what and all that stuff?

  Denise : No, man. This ain't an episode of Growing Pains.

• Catherine : Dev, who the hell is this girl?

  Dev : I don't know. I just met her tonight, but I feel like I've already seen her naked, even though she's fully clothed.

  Joyce : She's a thot, right?

  Catherine : What's a thot?

  Joyce : A T-H-O-T. "That Ho Over There."