- Kale: You are! You guys really are School of Rock!
- Freddy Huerta: But you can't tell anybody. It'd be the end of the band.
- Tomika: We'd be kicked out of the school.
- Lawrence Dooley: Our parents would ground us until we're 87.
- Dewey Finn: Also, I'd get fired.
- Zack Kwan: You think this guy is gonna get another job? He's not.
- [the others shake their heads]
- Kale: I don't want any of that to happen.
- Lawrence Dooley: Thanks to my expert jiu-jitsu skills.
- Dewey Finn: Ah, I too am a master of watching a whole lot of kung fu movies.
- Lawrence Dooley: I train five nights a week.
- Dewey Finn: My parents have cable. Let's dance.