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The Magicians (TV Series)
We Have Brought You Little Cakes (2017)
Nico Evers-Swindell: Nigel, Umber
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Quotes
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Nigel : I like you. You care about things.
Quentin Coldwater : Yeah, it's not really a trait that's helped me much.
Nigel : But it could be if it were applied to not trying to fix the unfixable, but rather something fresh and more perfect, like, say...
[Gestures to his "Cuba" globe]
Nigel : Care to take a visit? Make some notes?
Quentin Coldwater : [stammers] I... uh... I...
Nigel : I'm sorry, but you're acting like I'm asking you. Whereas I am a god and you are a hairless monkey. So nod and say thank you.
[Quentin nods]
Nigel : All right. Let's go to the pocket world formerly known as Cuba.
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Nigel : How's the linguini?
Quentin Coldwater : There's nothing wrong with it.
Nigel : [Writing] Excellent. That's excellent.
Quentin Coldwater : [Clears throat] It's maybe a little, uh-...
Nigel : Chewy?
Quentin Coldwater : Bland.
Nigel : Bland good, or...?
Quentin Coldwater : Bland is never really good or bad.
Nigel : It appeals to all tastes.
Quentin Coldwater : Sure, but usually people, uh creatures who can think, gods even sometimes like the unknown, the unexpected, even the offensive. Little bit of, uh...
[Trails off]
Nigel : Chaos.
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Margo Hanson : Think back to what you built with your brother Umber.
Ember : My brother, rest his soul, was nothing but a simpering, sniping, anal retentive critic, as well as a - -
[Cut to Umber]
Nigel : Greedy, promiscuous, selfish, credit-hogging, mouse-eating slob!
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Nigel : What on earth are you doing here, sad little nerd king?