The Magicians (TV Series)
The Girl Who Told Time (2017)
Trevor Einhorn: Josh Hoberman
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Quotes
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Josh Hoberman : One for $20, three for $50.
Todd : Which gets you the highest?
Josh Hoberman : Highest? This is grown locally from heirloom seed stock, paired with the ideal pastry for a curated drug experience. This will make you levitate. This is like being hugged by a rainbow. This is like being blown by a rainbow. Do not mix these up.
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Josh Hoberman : Oysters and pearls from the French Laundry. I had to get Thomas Keller so wrecked before he'd show me the secret to that recipe.
Eliot Waugh : [Tries it] Mmm. I just don't think it's "Fillory" enough.
Josh Hoberman : But half of Fillory eats boiled mutton! Let's introduce them to, like, actual food.
Eliot Waugh : This is their world. We have to meet them halfway, don't you think?
Josh Hoberman : Well, if half your recipe is shit, it's *all* going to taste like shit.
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Margo Hanson : Josh, where's that dishwasher?
Josh Hoberman : Still in the armoire.
Eliot Waugh : Why is he in the armoire?
Josh Hoberman : 'Cause I'm not good in a crisis, okay?
Eliot Waugh : How were you ever a drug dealer?
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Eliot Waugh : After all the hours I spent down in the dungeon, I actually thought I'd won Bayler over. I thought I had rehabbed his soul.
Margo Hanson : Oh, honey. We both know rehab is about more than nachos and backgammon.
Eliot Waugh : Is it? Is it, Margo?
Josh Hoberman : Wait, so you're upset because the guy who tried to kill you is gonna try and kill you again?
Eliot Waugh : I should've executed him. It's not like anybody likes me anyway. I'm down 5%. And now the Fu Fighters are gonna red my wedding!