- Mr. Peabody: Oh, look. And what's this? Let me guess. Fruit punch from the farmer's market?
- Doctor Johann Konrad Dippel: Fruit Juice? Eww! It is goat's blood, crushed femurs, and dragon's venom.
- Mr. Peabody: [mimics as Dracula] Ah, finally decided to play along, you old cost? Mind if I take a sip?
- Doctor Johann Konrad Dippel: Oh, I wouldn't. It's pretty dangerous.
- Mr. Peabody: [mimics as Dracula] Dangerously delicious.
- [sipping and gulping]
- Mr. Peabody: [coughs furiously and mimics as Dracula] What is in this thing?
- Doctor Johann Konrad Dippel: I already told you. It's my transformation potion.
- Mr. Peabody: [glass shatters] Transformation potion?
- [turns into a monster and groans]
- Mr. Peabody: [panicked] Good gravy! What have I become? I am a monster!
- [audience laugh]
- Mr. Peabody: No! No, I'm not kidding. Sherman, don't drink that.
- Sherman: Don't drink the what now?
- [gasps in panic]
- Sherman: [screams in panic] Mr. Peabody, what's happening to me?
- [audience clamoring in panic]
- Mr. Peabody: Calm down! Don't worry. it's okay.
- Panicked Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- Panicked Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- Mr. Peabody, Sherman: Please, no, don't be scared!