A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)
The Miserable Mill: Part One (2017)
Louis Hynes: Klaus Baudelaire
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Quotes
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Sir : Call me Sir. Everybody does because I tell them to. I'm the boss. They have to do what I say, even my partner here.
Klaus Baudelaire : Doesn't "partner" mean "equal"?
Lemony Snicket : Well, in fact, "partners" can mean several things. It could mean "two people who own a lumbermill together, or a cupcakery." Now, with the advent of more progressive cultural mores, not to mention certain High Court rulings, it could also mean...
Sir : I do all the work. He irons my clothes.
Charles : I also cook your omelets.
Lemony Snicket : The definitions are not mutually exclusive.
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Klaus Baudelaire : In the book The Great Gatsby, there's a famous sign shaped like a pair of eyeglasses.
Phil : Does it represent an optometrist?
Klaus Baudelaire : It represents the eyes of God staring down and judging society as a moral wasteland.
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Klaus Baudelaire : If you guys are partners, you should be able to stand up to him.
Charles : It's complicated. I know Sir can be prickly, but you have to understand, he had a very terrible childhood.
Klaus Baudelaire : I understand. I'm having a very terrible childhood right now.
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Phil : So where are your parents now?
Klaus Baudelaire : We're orphans.
Phil : Lucky you! The unsupervised life. No rules, no curfews.