Two for One
- Video
- 2016
- 2h 11m
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Misleading title for routine Oiler
Stills and Mills used to have their compilation DVDs properly labeled with titles like "Mommy Caught Me and Other Stories" but this time elected to leave the impression in "Two for One", underscored by the lurid cover photo, that this was an exercise in threesomes. The title segment is the only one out of five vignettes with three players having sex, two masseuses servicing one guy.
This is Nuru Massage action, translated into English, a sloppy and icky liquid applied to the client and plenty of by-the-numbers sex thrown in. Even here, the big-deal vignette is patently phony, advertised as a demonstration of the exciting Sukebe Chair (pictured in the photo) but which is talked about but does not appear in the video itself! Obviously edited out, this is pointless bait & switch and/or sloppiness.
The other four segments range from routine to sub-par. Jewels Jade's mighty frontage is mighty stimulating in loving soft-core closeups but her one-note snotty character is uninteresting and sex with janitor turned instant masseur Will Powers unarousing. I have no patience with Powers, a veteran porn performer who is consistently unappealing, and foolishly cast in two segments here, reappearing to hump cute Bliss Dulce.
The improv dialog is poor throughout, and even the regimented structure is sloppy, as the $200 price tag for Nuru Massage in these Gamma videos is suddenly $250 when Mr. Pete shows up to get the treatment from blonde Vanessa Cage. Such discrimination and ill treatment of Pete cannot be tolerated!
This is Nuru Massage action, translated into English, a sloppy and icky liquid applied to the client and plenty of by-the-numbers sex thrown in. Even here, the big-deal vignette is patently phony, advertised as a demonstration of the exciting Sukebe Chair (pictured in the photo) but which is talked about but does not appear in the video itself! Obviously edited out, this is pointless bait & switch and/or sloppiness.
The other four segments range from routine to sub-par. Jewels Jade's mighty frontage is mighty stimulating in loving soft-core closeups but her one-note snotty character is uninteresting and sex with janitor turned instant masseur Will Powers unarousing. I have no patience with Powers, a veteran porn performer who is consistently unappealing, and foolishly cast in two segments here, reappearing to hump cute Bliss Dulce.
The improv dialog is poor throughout, and even the regimented structure is sloppy, as the $200 price tag for Nuru Massage in these Gamma videos is suddenly $250 when Mr. Pete shows up to get the treatment from blonde Vanessa Cage. Such discrimination and ill treatment of Pete cannot be tolerated!
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- lor_
- Oct 26, 2016
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- Runtime2 hours 11 minutes
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