- David Haller: There's, um... you can't give me that.
- Amy Haller: Oh. Oops. So, do they let you throw a little party here, or...
- David Haller: Yeah, they clear out the furniture. We get a DJ.
- Amy Haller: Really?
- David Haller: No. We do get better drugs, though.
- Amy Haller: Really?
- David Haller: No. It's just Thursday. My 260th Thursday as a passenger on the cruise ship Mental Health.
- Dr. Kissinger: All animals need physical contact to feel love.
- Syd Barrett: You know those cartoons in, like, magazines? There's a man on an island with, like, maybe a single palm tree. People say, "go to your happy place" and that's what I think about.
- Lenny Busker: It's just spit, right? Human spit. Maybe he ate yogurt. Like, a creamy... Or what's he on, you think? Klonopin? Yeah, Klonopin'll Or hold the phone. Yogurt and Klonopin.
- The Interrogator: Look, just give me till the end of the day, and you have the gas if you need it.
- Brubaker: Okay, but if he so much as farts too loud, we're moving to Level Two.