- Rebecca Pearson: Baby, I can't do it.
- Jack Pearson: Oh, come on. Kids are turning ten tomorrow, right? They don't need more toys, but a dog. Baby, our beautiful children need a beautiful dog.
- Rebecca Pearson: [giving in] Okay. Get them a dog.
- Jack Pearson: Okay.
- Rebecca Pearson: And then find them a new mommy who will walk it.
- Jack Pearson: That's fair enough, but, um... do you, uh, do you want to interview these women or do you trust my judgment?
- Rebecca Pearson: [laughs] Oh, you're lucky you're cute.
- Jack Pearson: But am I cute enough to get lucky?
- Rebecca Pearson: [they kiss] I don't know. Are you?
- Kevin Pearson: I can feel Sloane's wrath. It actually has heat on it. Her wrath is making me sweat.
- Kate Pearson: This is not the first time a girl has been mad at you.
- Kevin Pearson: She's more than mad, trust me. Anyway, how's camp?
- Kate Pearson: I'm not sure. It feels like a cult. Or Whole Foods. I don't know. Hey, can you call Toby? He doesn't know anyone here, and it would just be nice if you could hang out with him.
- Kevin Pearson: Are you serious? I can't believe this. I call to get help, I got to end up doing something nice?
- Rebecca Pearson: [Jack is watching an old home movie] Where'd you find this?
- Jack Pearson: Pulled it up from the basement. God, wasn't Randall so cute?
- Rebecca Pearson: [playfully hitting him] He is still cute.
- Jack Pearson: He's fine. He was cuter when he was five.