Cathy Guisewite: Self

Quotes 

• Cathy Guisewite : You are not just leaving The Tonight Show. You are simultaneously dumping a hundred and fifty million American women who go to bed with you three nights a week. And... we're not - we're not happy about it. This has been the perfect relationship. You know, we can lie in bed, stuff ourselves with cheesecake; you don't care how we look - you're just there to make us happy.

• Cathy Guisewite : Myself, like many women, express our - take all that romantic energy, we march it to the beauty parlor, and pay some drug addict a hundred dollars to destroy our hair for the spring.