Woody Harrelson: Self

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : The staff is in kind of a bittersweet mood. We've had a great run on this show, we've all worked together for many years, and we're kind of... it's - we see we're gonna end, you know; we go on to other things - but it's kind of a bittersweet...

  Woody Harrelson : So for retirement, you plan to do what? Get married again, maybe?

  Johnny Carson : I'm gonna become a... No...

  Woody Harrelson : I know, I know.

  Johnny Carson : I'm gonna become - be a Jehovah's Witness. I'm gonna become a Jehovah's Witness; I like traveling, and... and I'm used to rejection.