- Ducky: Hey! Guess what I did last night? I put a bunch of chocolate pudding mix in my swimming pool, and I slurped through it, and gained, like, forty pounds!
- Heinrich Strack: Look at you all, my Strack Co. Appliances! Soon, the whole city will bow down to you all products of Strack Co. All decorative of course with my handsome visage.
- Moba Boy: [His phones ring] Yeah, Roxi?
- Roxinaou Ishi: Motoro, you're going to be late for school in ten minutes. Mom and dad still think you are asleep. Move it!
- Moba Boy: Okay, Roxinaou.
- [to Rabbit Alien]
- Moba Boy: Now, don't let me catch you in this corner of the galaxy again, or I'll vaporize you!
- Mrs. Ishi: Oh, no! It's 7:45! Y'all gonna be late for class! Come on, my shorties! Hurry up! QUICK, QUICK, QUICK!
- Mr. Ishi: YIKES! I'm going to be late for Strack Co. again! I've got a new prototype to present!
- Mrs. Ishi: [Rapidly] Wash the dishes, brush your hair, face your wash, put on your jacket, tie your shoes, finger plants, finger paints, mop the entire time. Go, go, go! GO, GO, GO!
- Motoro Ishi: Mom, my phone's caught in my coat pocket!
- Roxinaou Ishi: Where's my homework?
- Mr. Ishi: You packed dog food in my lunch!
- Mrs. Ishi: Phew.
- [She closes the door and sets up a disco ball]
- Mrs. Ishi: Holla!
- Mr. Ishi: Knock-Knock. Here you go, Mr. Strack! The new prototype for your waffle iron.
- Heinrich Strack: Look at it! LOOK AT IT! It makes waffles in the shape of my head!
- Mr. Ishi: But, Mr. Strack, why would anyone buy a placement modeled after you?
- Heinrich Strack: I mean, why wouldn't they? Considering the fact that all their warranties have expired!
- Moba Boy: Fellow appliances of Earth, cease and desist all evilness and return to your designated households!
- Heinrich Strack: [from extended cut] Oooh, I hate you, Go Go Moba Boy! I'll get those two alien superphones if it's the last thing I do!