El Reviewer Random (TV Series)

God's Not Dead (2016)

John Miranda: God

Quotes 

• El Reviewer Random : [after suffering a heart attack]  Where am I?

  God : You have traversed another existential plane. In mundane terms, it is what you know as the afterlife. Paradise, if you prefer.

  El Reviewer Random : And you...?

  God : That's right, I am the infinite and omnipotent being that dominates over all existence. You know me as God.

  El Reviewer Random : Do you exist?

  God : Indeed. And there are multiple very well-founded arguments to explain my existence. But here we are not bound by the banal limitations of space-time so such a matter can wait. I can read inside you that a more urgent question concerns you.

  El Reviewer Random : Well, yes. Not that I'd want to push my luck, but why am I here? I've always been an atheist and I just made a video making fun of a movie that's about defending your existence.

  God : Don't worry. I did not give you the precious gift of reasoning so that you would accept beliefs without first questioning them.