GLOW (TV Series)

Slouch. Submit. (2017)

Gayle Rankin: Sheila the She-Wolf

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Quotes 

• [Melrose sits on the top turnbuckle] 

  Melanie Rosen : Adrian! Hey yo, Adrian!

  Sam Sylvia : Rocky! Get down from there. That's right. I came back. Don't all applaud at once.

  [the ladies stand in position in the ring] 

  Sam Sylvia : Okay. Light of day. Who'd I hire? Who are you people?

  [removes jacket] 

  Sam Sylvia : All right. Coming in.

  [Sam enters the ring and nearly loses his balance] 

  Sam Sylvia : Why don't we do this: When I point at you, you tell me your name, and if you have any... special skills or hidden talents, favorite sex positions. All right, who wants to go first?

  [Melrose clears her throat and waves at Sam] 

  Sam Sylvia : Yes, underwear-as-outerwear girl. Hit me.

  [Melrose approaches Sam] 

  Melanie Rosen : Hi, I'm Melanie Rose. Call me Melrose. And my special skill is that I'm not fucking boring. Like, I can wake up in the morning with absolutely nothing to do, and just be in a Van Halen video by the end of the day. Um... Oh, also, uh... Any position with my legs over my head.

  Sam Sylvia : Okay. I dig it. I like the whole 'please objectify me' vibe.

  Melanie Rosen : Thank you.

  Sam Sylvia : Tremendous.

  [Melrose walks back to the corner of the ring] 

  Sam Sylvia : Wolf lady, what's your story?

  Sheila the She-Wolf : Sheila. Sheila. And... I have a very acute sense of smell.

  Sam Sylvia : Yeah? What cologne am I wearing?

  Sheila the She-Wolf : Drakkar Noir.

  Sam Sylvia : Trick question. Not wearing cologne. But I do spray that on my clothes if I forget to do laundry, so you get points for that. Good job.

  Sheila the She-Wolf : Yeah. I love points.

• Sam Sylvia : Ladies, get out your autograph books. I want you to meet the new star of GLOW, this is TV's own Debbie Morgan.

  Debbie : Eagan.

  Sam Sylvia : Debbie Eagan.

  Cherry Bang : Where the hell have you been?

  Sam Sylvia : I've been working my ass off. I just drove to fucking Pasadena in the middle of the day.

  Debbie : [sees Ruth]  Are you insane? Am I on fucking Candid Camera? Why is she still here?

  Sam Sylvia : Oh, her. Yeah... I did... Look...

  Cherry Bang : While you been gone, we done a lot of fucking around.

  Debbie : Take me home. Now. Give me your fucking keys. I'm taking your car.

  Sam Sylvia : Just give me a second.

  Cherry Bang : Oh no, we got some miscarriage bullshit to show you.

  Sam Sylvia : Wait, what?

  Cherry Bang : Oh, now I have your attention?

  Cherry Bang : You, just stop talking and give me, give me a minute, okay? Just give me a minute.

  [looks at Debbie] 

  Cherry Bang : Honey, honey, come with me. Come on. Come on. It's gonna be all right.

  [Sheila approaches Ruth] 

  Sheila the She-Wolf : Don't stand up straight.

  Ruth Wilder : I'm...

  Sheila the She-Wolf : You have to be submissive. She's the Alpha and you're the Omega.

  Ruth Wilder : I'm...

  Sheila the She-Wolf : Shh. You're gonna provoke her.

  Ruth Wilder : Let me just...

  Sheila the She-Wolf : Slouch toward the ground. Now slouch. Submit. She might kill you.

  Debbie : [looking at Ruth]  What are you doing?

  Sheila the She-Wolf : She's submitting.

  Debbie : No, don't even talk to me.