Keemstar tries to report on a long story of Optic and FaZe clans both getting new members, however he accidently screws up on his first day leading to him nearly being fired.
Keemstar goes on a trip on a boat, and ends up becoming the captain after the original captain swims away from them after going too near to the Bermuda Triangle.
Keemstar believes that Team Fortress 2 is an overrated and easy game, yet when he tries to play, he gets hunted down by some elite TF2 fanboys, and only the casual players who play it easily can save him.