- Johnny Carson: You will see things in Southern California that you will see nowhere else in the world. The country's a little bit tilted, and all the flakes end up here.
- Bill Maher: The Jewish mind comes out even in the Catholic system. I'll give you an example - we used to go into confession, and I would bring a lawyer in with me. It's true... "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned; I think you know Mr. Cohen."
- Joe Garagiola: I saw Drysdale throw a spitball - you could see the rainbow from the mound to home plate.