Mom (TV Series)

Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop (2016)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Adam : Is the meeting tonight an hour or an hour and a half?

  Christy : Hour and a half.

  Adam : [puts a beer can in his cooler]  Are you guys going out for coffee after the meeting?

  Bonnie : Yeah.

  Adam : [puts another beer can in his cooler]  Anybody having any personal problems?

  Christy : Jill had a run-in with her ex-husband and his new fiancee who's pregnant.

  Adam : [dumps the rest of the beer in]  Have fun at your meeting.

• Bonnie : By the way, we're late because of Christy.

  Marjorie : Oh, well that's okay.

  Bonnie : Why is that okay?

  Marjorie : Because she's working 2 jobs, going to school and taking care of her kids.

  Bonnie : What about what I do?

  Marjorie : What *do* you do?

  Christy : I am SO glad I came tonight.

• Christy : What if I spend thousands on going to college, thousands more going to law school, and by the time I become a lawyer, there aren't any jobs?

  Marjorie : What if there's a huge earthquake and California just slides into the ocean?

  Christy : So you think I shouldn't go into real estate?

  Marjorie : No, my point is none of us knows what the future holds, we can only base our decisions on what we know right now.

  Christy : Well I know I don't want to be tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debts.

• Christy : I talked to Marjorie.

  Jeanine : And what did she say?

  Christy : She said I should pray on it.

  Jeanine : Okay... hard to poke holes in that.

• Christy : [in the kitchen]  What're you doing in here so early?

  Adam : I didn't want to throw up in the bed.

  Christy : How considerate of you.

  Bonnie : [later, goes over to Adam]  Good morning, was that you painting the toilet this morning?

  Christy : Be nice, it could've been on your back.

• Bonnie : [kneeling by the bed praying]  You getting anything yet?

  Christy : Not with you yammering in my ear.

  Bonnie : Sor-ry!

  [resumes praying, a moment later] 

  Bonnie : Should we try Satan? I hear he gets things done.

  Christy : [stands up, goes to the other side of the bed, kneels down, prays]  She's not with me.

• Christy : [about her decision to pursue law school instead of joining Jeanine's realty firm]  I thought you'd be mad.

  Jeanine : You're following your dream, it takes guts, it takes courage, you did NOT grow up to be anything like your mother.

  Christy : [smiles]  I'll tell her you said that.

• Marjorie : I can't tell you what to do, Christy.

  Christy : Sure you can, just pick one.

  Marjorie : I can tell you how to stay sober, I can't tell you how to run your life.

  Christy : [sighs]  Great, then I folded these chairs for nothing.

• Jill : Look Bonnie, it's your former lesbian lover!

  Christy : [beaming]  SO glad I came tonight.

• Marjorie : You haven't had a drink or used drugs in four years, the same higher power that got you through that can help you with this.

  Christy : I don't know... I'm starting to think my higher power might be getting sick of me.

• Jeanine : I saw your tell.

  Christy : I don't have a tell.

  Jeanine : Sure you do, you tuck your hair behind your ear when you lie.

  Christy : Is that why I could never beat you at poker?

  Jeanine : It was more that you were 7, but yeah.