Jon says that an unspecified subject is stuffing his or her face as usual. Later, that unspecified subject is revealed to be Garfield, who states that he needs to have a good meal. Jon proceeds to call Garfield a fat cat, who is so big and fat. He then asks a philosophical question on why he is so fat. Garfielf makes the shocking revelation that he eats, Jon, and that's what he does often. He states that the clock's hands are at a position showing that it is imperative that Odie gets kicked off the table. Jon warns him to not do it, as it is his pet dog Odie. Garfielf does not need his warning and sends the "stupid mutt" into space to revolve around the Earth. The man with a negative a million Intelligence Quotient shouts out loud the name GAAAAAAARFIIIELD! Garfielf says the clock states it is time for a nap as he is a cat who loves to snooze. GARFIELD, YOU LAZY CAT! shouts the big moron. Garfielf expresses his hatred for alram clocks, and his secret identity as "hungry". He also wants some lasaga. Jon warns that he is eating them out of house and home, Garmfield. Garfielf replies The Chit Chat is enough and some grub should be going. Jon asks Garfielf on the whereabouts of the three cheese pizzas? Garfielf truthfully answers that he ate those food. Jon asks where the taco shells are. Garfielf then confesses to chewing them up and storing them in the stomach. Frustrated, Jon asks where all the Hamburger Helper escaped. Garfielf emits an unholy rumbling sound out of his mouth. Jon proceeds to say that he is such a bad kitty, that's it, he has had it with him, that does it, he is done,
, there is only one straw left Grarfileld.