- Estus W. Pirkle: Let's take a look at Dives a thousand years after he's been in hell.
- Cinema Snob: Or let's not.
- Man: In spite of what the critics and the pseudointellectuals have to say about the subject of hell...
- Cinema Snob: [imitating him] I personally didn't think "Suicide Squad" was that bad.
- Cinema Snob: Say what you will about PureFlix, but they're not more bleak and violent than The New York Ripper!