Let's start this review by relating what is good about this movie.
It's short.
Now, let's move on to what sucks about this movie.
The beginning, the middle, and the ending.
This movie centers around a group of friends that travel to a rural location to debunk stories and rumors that some sort of creature stalks the woods. Now, as is usually the case in these movies, when our intrepid band heads out to an area that they know next to nothing about, they bring no means to protect themselves except for a small cannister of pepper spray, and a baseball bat. Of course, there is no cell phone service, and the GPS units aren't working, but no one is particularly worried about this. Let's drink beer and play football! Sha, party, bro! Party in the woods!
If you're into naked women with numerous tattoos, this is the movie for you, by the way.
As is the usual formula for these films, our merry band of airheads runs into belligerent locals with guns. During this encounter, the hillbillies make the usual lewd, crude remarks about them wimmenfolk, and then leave after threatening our heroes, telling them to leave the area.
Of course, they don't.
After a series of events, our intrepid debunkers end up running pell mell through the woods in the dark, where they are picked off one by one. Eventually, we are treated to the real crux of the film.
The hillbillies kidnap women and sell them to human sex slavers. Yes. You see, SO many hot, sexy, nubile women come into the woods looking for the "monster" that the hillbillies earn a lucrative living by kidnapping and selling them. You guessed it; the hillbillies are the "monster". What a brilliant scheme!
We are then treated to the hillbillies with their captured prize, where we get to watch the most predictable, idiotic, over-the-top teasing and tormenting of the captives by the hillbillies.
The buyers show up early, and Papa Hillbilly tells his idiotic sons to feed and clean up the women that they plan to sell. Now, to Son # 1, "cleaning up and feeding" apparently meant rape, as he tries to rape one of the captives. While this is going on, one of the other captives manages to convince one of the other idiot son's that she "wants him really, really bad". This imbecile unties her and tries to mount her on a table... with a butcher knife less than three feet away. Of course, she stabs and kills him.
Son # 1 notices this, and shoots and kills the woman who killed his idiot brother. Now again, these hillbillies make a living by delivering women in good condition to white slavers, but have no compunctions about raping and killing the women that they're supposed to deliver. Mind you, this all happens after Papa Hillbilly warns his sons not to do anything stupid. Perhaps he should have specifically included raping and murdering their "product" as stupid behavior.
No one in this movie can act... at all. You could go pick 15 people at random off of the street and get better performances. The only redeeming aspect to this "film" is that it is only a little over an hour long.
It's short.
Now, let's move on to what sucks about this movie.
The beginning, the middle, and the ending.
This movie centers around a group of friends that travel to a rural location to debunk stories and rumors that some sort of creature stalks the woods. Now, as is usually the case in these movies, when our intrepid band heads out to an area that they know next to nothing about, they bring no means to protect themselves except for a small cannister of pepper spray, and a baseball bat. Of course, there is no cell phone service, and the GPS units aren't working, but no one is particularly worried about this. Let's drink beer and play football! Sha, party, bro! Party in the woods!
If you're into naked women with numerous tattoos, this is the movie for you, by the way.
As is the usual formula for these films, our merry band of airheads runs into belligerent locals with guns. During this encounter, the hillbillies make the usual lewd, crude remarks about them wimmenfolk, and then leave after threatening our heroes, telling them to leave the area.
Of course, they don't.
After a series of events, our intrepid debunkers end up running pell mell through the woods in the dark, where they are picked off one by one. Eventually, we are treated to the real crux of the film.
The hillbillies kidnap women and sell them to human sex slavers. Yes. You see, SO many hot, sexy, nubile women come into the woods looking for the "monster" that the hillbillies earn a lucrative living by kidnapping and selling them. You guessed it; the hillbillies are the "monster". What a brilliant scheme!
We are then treated to the hillbillies with their captured prize, where we get to watch the most predictable, idiotic, over-the-top teasing and tormenting of the captives by the hillbillies.
The buyers show up early, and Papa Hillbilly tells his idiotic sons to feed and clean up the women that they plan to sell. Now, to Son # 1, "cleaning up and feeding" apparently meant rape, as he tries to rape one of the captives. While this is going on, one of the other captives manages to convince one of the other idiot son's that she "wants him really, really bad". This imbecile unties her and tries to mount her on a table... with a butcher knife less than three feet away. Of course, she stabs and kills him.
Son # 1 notices this, and shoots and kills the woman who killed his idiot brother. Now again, these hillbillies make a living by delivering women in good condition to white slavers, but have no compunctions about raping and killing the women that they're supposed to deliver. Mind you, this all happens after Papa Hillbilly warns his sons not to do anything stupid. Perhaps he should have specifically included raping and murdering their "product" as stupid behavior.
No one in this movie can act... at all. You could go pick 15 people at random off of the street and get better performances. The only redeeming aspect to this "film" is that it is only a little over an hour long.