- Denise: Anyways, I met a friend.
- Stan: A friend?
- Denise: Yeah. I brought him home for you to meet. He's waiting on the porch.
- Stan: On the porch? A kid today with the manners to wait out on the porch? He can't be a Millenial. They're the problem. You know, too much praise. Nobody ever told 'em they suck, and believe you me, kids need to know they suck.