- [first lines]
- Nostalgia Critic: Rocky and Bullwinkle! Rocky and Bullwinkle! I confess! I killed you!
- Tamara: Critic?
- Nostalgia Critic: I killed anyone's interest in seeing you!
- [Malcolm and Tamara are outside a room the Critic is in]
- Tamara: Critic, are you okay?
- Malcolm: Yeah, what about target practice at Raja Gosnell's house?
- [the Critic moans]
- Tamara: Now, Critic, if you don't open the door, we're gonna drink all the Ecto Cooler and leave nothing for you.
- Malcolm: [to Tamara] I thought we were gonna do that, anyway.
- Tamara: He doesn't know that.
- Bullwinkle: Okay. I was just gettin' jiggy with it!
- Nostalgia Critic: Don't they know every time a movie makes that reference, God's finger gets a little closer to smoting us?
- Bullwinkle: I was just gettin' jiggy with it!
- [the Earth is shown from space. A big, trembling hand with an index finger closes in on the planet]