Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2016)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Jim Henson, Kermit the Frog - voice, Eeyore - voice

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Rocky and Bullwinkle! Rocky and Bullwinkle! I confess! I killed you!

  Tamara : Critic?

  Nostalgia Critic : I killed anyone's interest in seeing you!

  [Malcolm and Tamara are outside a room the Critic is in] 

  Tamara : Critic, are you okay?

  Malcolm : Yeah, what about target practice at Raja Gosnell's house?

  [the Critic moans] 

  Tamara : Now, Critic, if you don't open the door, we're gonna drink all the Ecto Cooler and leave nothing for you.

  Malcolm : [to Tamara]  I thought we were gonna do that, anyway.

  Tamara : He doesn't know that.

• Malcolm : [seeing the Critic holding a gun to his head]  Oh my god!

  [Malcolm takes the gun away and gives the Critic another gun] 

  Malcolm : Mine's a 9mm. Less kickback.

  Nostalgia Critic : Thank you.

  Malcolm : Mm-hmm.

  Tamara : Malcolm!

  Malcolm : Oh!

  [he knocks the Critic out] 

• Bullwinkle : Okay. I was just gettin' jiggy with it!

  Nostalgia Critic : Don't they know every time a movie makes that reference, God's finger gets a little closer to smoting us?

  Bullwinkle : I was just gettin' jiggy with it!

  [the Earth is shown from space. A big, trembling hand with an index finger closes in on the planet]