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- Gail: [sitting at their virtual round table] Hello, Vintage Fashion Forum. I have an emergency on my hands. Pun intended. Please help date these gloves, ASAP. Pics attached.
- Betsy: Those gloves are the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas, and the duckling's waddle all in one! Def from 1950s.
- Wendy: Watch the caps lock, SkirtRussell.
- Francine: The pattern on the cuff means they're from the '30s. To shop TimesAndTreasures, click here.
- [holds up a 'click here' sign]
- Gail: As the moderator, I must remind you that this thread is only to talk about our decline in sales. ItTakesAVintage, please start a separate thread for your gloves, which are from the '40s and are clearly Nazi gloves. Great find.
- Frederick: Good eye, Gail, and even better moderating.
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- Sophia Marlowe: [reading her screen] "Dear Nasty Girl Vintage, after reviewing your eBay account, we have found violations of the User Agreement. As a result, we have taken the following actions. Your eBay account has been suspended indefinitely. Please be advised, you are prohibited from using eBay in any way. This includes the registering of a new account."
- Sophia Marlowe: No. This can't be right...